AWOL - SDLC
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{Intro}
Yo
Here we go
Round and round. Over and over again
{Chorus}
Plan, Design, Develop, Test, then Deploy
Your entire job, so you best enjoy
Think I'm full of it? Something tells me
That you're not familiar with the SDLC
Plan, Design, Develop, Test, then Deploy
Your entire job, so you best enjoy
Think I'm full of it? Something tells me
That you're not familiar with the SDLC
{Verse}
All around the world, from LA to Chelsea
Engineers all live the SDLC
The Software Dеvelopment Life Cyclе
Learn it and be sharp, like an icicle
Every project starts with requirements
Keep ‘em brief, don't wanna read till retirement
ERD, PRD, they're all the same to me
Just tell me what you need, then time to party
Give an estimation, make sure you add some padding
Or unknown unknowns creep and it's maddening
Gantt chart, can’t start, wish I weren’t so damn smart
Breaking down complexity like it was a rampart
Come to an agreement, start the design
Bunch of random boxes all connected with lines
Monith or microservice, cache or DB hit
Got feedback from my peers, now let's see it!
{Chorus}
Plan, Design, Develop, Test, then Deploy
Your entire job, so you best enjoy
Think I'm full of it? Something tells me
That you're not familiar with the SDLC
Plan, Design, Develop, Test, then Deploy
Your entire job, so you best enjoy
Think I'm full of it? Something tells me
That you're not familiar with the SDLC
{Verse}
We're all prepped, time for implementation
You know how it goes in this situation
Scope creep, hope, bleak, product says “cope”, weak
Used to be a dope week, now I get no sleep
Crankin’ out code in my IDE
Fixing bugs, man, they can't hide from me
Finally code complete, next up we test it
This is one place make sure to invest in
Unit, integration, acceptance, or smoke
80% coverage and that ain't no joke
Look, I hate ‘em too, but don't need your aggression
In the future these tests will catch any regressions
Launch the marketing, let’s start the show
Feature is complete, we’re ready to go
Tada emojis all around, fistpumps, and gloating
I'd say “deploy to Prod’, but where do you think I'm coding?
{Chorus}
Plan, Design, Develop, Test, then Deploy
That's your entire job, so you best enjoy
Think I'm full of it? Something tells me
That you're not familiar with the SDLC
Plan, Design, Develop, Test, then Deploy
That's your entire job, so you best enjoy
Think I'm full of it? Something tells me
That you're not familiar with the SDLC
{Intro}
Yo
Here we go
Round and round. Over and over again
{Chorus}
Plan, Design, Develop, Test, then Deploy
Your entire job, so you best enjoy
Think I'm full of it? Something tells me
That you're not familiar with the SDLC
Plan, Design, Develop, Test, then Deploy
Your entire job, so you best enjoy
Think I'm full of it? Something tells me
That you're not familiar with the SDLC
{Verse}
All around the world, from LA to Chelsea
Engineers all live the SDLC
The Software Dеvelopment Life Cyclе
Learn it and be sharp, like an icicle
Every project starts with requirements
Keep ‘em brief, don't wanna read till retirement
ERD, PRD, they're all the same to me
Just tell me what you need, then time to party
Give an estimation, make sure you add some padding
Or unknown unknowns creep and it's maddening
Gantt chart, can’t start, wish I weren’t so damn smart
Breaking down complexity like it was a rampart
Come to an agreement, start the design
Bunch of random boxes all connected with lines
Monith or microservice, cache or DB hit
Got feedback from my peers, now let's see it!
{Chorus}
Plan, Design, Develop, Test, then Deploy
Your entire job, so you best enjoy
Think I'm full of it? Something tells me
That you're not familiar with the SDLC
Plan, Design, Develop, Test, then Deploy
Your entire job, so you best enjoy
Think I'm full of it? Something tells me
That you're not familiar with the SDLC
{Verse}
We're all prepped, time for implementation
You know how it goes in this situation
Scope creep, hope, bleak, product says “cope”, weak
Used to be a dope week, now I get no sleep
Crankin’ out code in my IDE
Fixing bugs, man, they can't hide from me
Finally code complete, next up we test it
This is one place make sure to invest in
Unit, integration, acceptance, or smoke
80% coverage and that ain't no joke
Look, I hate ‘em too, but don't need your aggression
In the future these tests will catch any regressions
Launch the marketing, let’s start the show
Feature is complete, we’re ready to go
Tada emojis all around, fistpumps, and gloating
I'd say “deploy to Prod’, but where do you think I'm coding?
{Chorus}
Plan, Design, Develop, Test, then Deploy
That's your entire job, so you best enjoy
Think I'm full of it? Something tells me
That you're not familiar with the SDLC
Plan, Design, Develop, Test, then Deploy
That's your entire job, so you best enjoy
Think I'm full of it? Something tells me
That you're not familiar with the SDLC
