Where We First Met - An Unusual Christmas

{Verse 1}
I know I'm not supposed to feel this way
I am too cool for cherishing this day
But when I'm fired up just by their presence
I know it's time to open Christmas presents
I see them stacked beneath the Christmas tree
Wrapped in red and smiling furtively
I start to run towards them like a thug
And suddenly I trip over the rug

{Pre-Chorus}
I've been a mighty good boy
Just wanted you to bring me joy
Why did you do this Santa?
Why did you do this?

{Chorus}
All I want for christmas
Are my analgesics
Give me ibuprofen
Or acetylsalicylic acid
All I want for christmas
Are my analgesics
Give me ibuprofen
Or acetylsalicylic acid

{Verse 2}
Next thing I know I'm lying on the floor
I can't remember what I came here for
I can't remember wanting to lie down
I notice that my nose bleeds on the ground
And then the memories come back to me
The rug set me afloat so easily
The bedpost stopped my misdeeds with a thud
And I passed out from seeing my own blood

{Pre-Chorus}
I've been a mighty good boy
Just wanted you to bring me joy
Why did you do this Santa?
Why did you do this?

{Bridge}
It seems I lost one tooth
And almost broke my collarbone
Please leave your presents at the door
And let me be alone

{Pre-Chorus}
I've been a mighty good boy
Just wanted you to bring me joy
Why did you do this Santa?
Why did you do this?

{Chorus}
All I want for christmas
Are my analgesics
Give me ibuprofen
Or acetylsalicylic acid
All I want for christmas
Are my analgesics
Give me ibuprofen
Or acetylsalicylic acid
All I want for christmas
Are my analgesics
Give me ibuprofen
Or acetylsalicylic acid
All I want for christmas
Are my analgesics
Give me ibuprofen
Or acetylsalicylic acid

{Outro}
Acid
Acid
Give me some acid, yeah!