Aaron Fraser-Nash - Cristopher Robin Sings a Song

{intro: winnie the pooh}
Oh
Hello christopher

{verse 1: christopher robin (luke james shaffer)
I used to love the smell of strawberry surrounded by my friend
I didn't make this up, it's not pretend
But in the end we had to go our separate ways, i'm really sorry winnie, but there's more to life than playing games
I promise you i'd be back, i did exactly that
I brought my girlfriend to the hundred acre habitat
To play
Some
Games
With
My old friends

{pre-chorus: christopher robin (lukе james shaffer)
Winnie, i miss thе way we used to hug
Piglet i miss the way we use to play in the mud
Eeyore and owl
Rabbit, i just can't wait to hold you tight
But now i'm back
Something doesn't feel right

{chorus: christopher robin (luke james shaffer)}
What happened to my friends?
We used to play games
Now they've gone insane
And wanna rip me to shreds
You always were a joker pooh, but damn this isn't funny
I brought some sandwiched but you just want that blood and honey
I'm gonna skin you alive and drink your tasty blood
I'm gonna smash you with this hammer chris, don't give a fuck
Oh pooh and piglet, all i ever wanted was a little love, but now i'm hanging by my hands, instead of hugs, i'm getting clubbed

{verse 2: christopher robin (luke james shaffer)}
So what the hell are you supposed to do when all your little friends evolve to killer beasts and swear an oath to hunt you down and torture you? (uh oh)
Winnie the pooh, this isn't cool, i only went to school, just try to put yourself inside my shoes, do i deserve abuse?
I only want to hug you, take you back and love you, we said we'd grow old together, surely you remember all the times we had together

{pre-chorus: christopher robin (luke james shaffer)}
Winnie i miss the way we used to hug (oh shucks)
Piglet i miss the way we used to play in the mud
Eeyore and owl
Rabbit, i just can't wait to hold you tight
But now i'm back
Something doesn't feel right

{chorus: christopher robin (luke james shaffer)}
What happened to my friends?
We used to play games
Now they've gone insane
And wanna rip me to shreds
You always were a joker pooh, but damn this isn't funny
I brought some sandwiches but you just want that blood and honey
I'm gonna skin you alive and drink your tasty blood
I'm gonna smash you with this hammer chris, don't give a fuck
Oh pooh and piglet, all i ever wanted was a little love, but now i'm hanging by my hands, instead of hugs, i'm getting clubbed

{verse 3: christopher robin (luke james shaffer)}
There's jars of honey littered amongst the ruins in our little hut, but i don't think there's honey inside of them i'm guessing human blood
I used to love you all those years ago, but something must have happened 'cause i'm back, and now you're chasing me but you just pushed your luck
'cause now i'm pissed, you killed my mrs. and then you hung me out to dry, but pooh, i've broken free and want revenge, the two of you will die
A gruesome death, but i still bet that deep inside that broken mind there is a little bear who really cares like when i was a child

{chorus: christopher robin (luke james shaffer)}
What happened to my friends?
We used to play games
Now they've gone insane
And wanna rip me to shreds
You always were a joker pooh, but damn this isn't funny
I brought some sandwiches but you just want that blood and honey
I'm gonna skin you alive and drink your tasty blood
I'm gonna smash you with this hammer chris, don't give a fuck
Oh pooh and piglet, all i ever wanted was a little love, but now i'm hanging by my hands, instead of hugs, i'm getting clubbed