Aaron Fraser-Nash - Garfield Sings a Song

{Verse 1: Danny Smith}
Welcome to the story
Of this little Ginger alley cat
The one who got abandoned
By his good for nothing, deadbeat dad
Oh I was left to myself
Finding food in the trash
While diners dined in the light
Oh I was pickin' scraps
But then, one day I found a friend
Who let me murder a slice
I never thought a scary human could befriend me, it's nice
And now my life freakin' rocks
Let's watch some CatFlix and chill
The fridge is massive and stocked
It's time to get my fill

{Chorus: Danny Smith}
Pizza, Lasagna
Some Meatloaf
I'll have ya
Or take me to a restaurant
My favorite, Italia
Or any place willing to douse me with cheese
Just stack it up high
And spare me the greens
Some Hot Dogs, with Ice Cream
I want them inside me
And with my homie Odie, we'll demolish
This Salami
With Spaghetti
And Doughnuts
For Milkshakes, I'll go nuts
Then wash it all down with a pot of hot Coffee

{Verse 2: Danny Smith}
The Vet, she told me to run
She said I'm out of shape
These pesky rules are no fun
I'd rather just escape
But when we're kidnapped
By a pair of vicious angry dogs
It feels just like a Monday
Wait.. Is that you dad?!
No, this is wrong
They got me feeling on tilt
And hunting gallons of milk
That Jinx is one evil cat
She's gonna get us all killed
A lot of love for Otto
While we're down and on the prowl
It's makin' me feel hungry
Wait, did I just hear
My stomach growl?

{Chorus: Danny Smith}
Pizza, Lasagna
Some Meatloaf
I'll have ya
Or take me to a restaurant
My favorite, Italia
Or any place willing to douse me with cheese
Just stack it up high
And spare me the greens
Some Hot Dogs, with Ice Cream
I want them inside me
And with my homie Odie, we'll demolish
This Salami
With Spaghetti
And Doughnuts
For Milkshakes, I'll go nuts
Then wash it all down with a pot of hot Coffee

{Verse 3: Danny Smith}
Double Pepperoni Pizza
Hello, nice to meet ya
Fish Chips, Sandwiches, flip a coin I'm takin' either
Once I clear the fridge
You know I'm clearin' out the bottom freezer
Eating 'till I'm full?
No way
I'm eating 'till I have a seizure!
Stayin' low and keepin' calm
Trouble down on Lactose Farm
Dad, he said he loves me
And he watched me from a distant branch
Getting back at Jinx
Man, that kitty stinks
But all I wanna do is eat
Maybe I should see a shrink!

{Chorus: Danny Smith}
Pizza, Lasagna
Some Meatloaf
I'll have ya
Or take me to a restaurant
My favorite, Italia
Or any place willing to douse me with cheese
Just stack it up high
And spare me the greens
Some Hot Dogs, with Ice Cream
I want them inside me
And with my homie Odie, we'll demolish
This Salami
With Spaghetti
And Doughnuts
For Milkshakes, I'll go nuts
Then wash it all down with a pot of hot Coffee
Pizza, Lasagna
Some Meatloaf
I'll have ya
Or take me to a restaurant
My favorite, Italia
Or any place willing to douse me with cheese
Just stack it up high
And spare me the Greens
Some Hot Dogs, with Ice Cream
I want them inside me
And with my homie Odie, we'll demolish
This Salami
With Spaghetti
And Doughnuts
For Milkshakes, I'll go nuts
Then wash it all down with a pot of hot Coffee