Tex Patrello - Eat It

Bad joke
You’re climbing up the oak
Catch ‘em big-buck feet
And eat it
Your knee is icky-split
You can use my sleeve
You do

So sad, what a pretty face you have
And it’s not for me
If I only knew
Why you stare when you stare at me so long

So sad, what a pretty face you have
And it’s not for me
If I only knew
What you’d do if I tried my luck
I play suckerfish, piss or get off
You wanna watch me do it?
Huh?

And it’s you that I hate
When you piss in the lake
Like you said
“You gotta get it hot, the minnows ditched the pot”
And I know it’s true
I do
So drink in the water moccasins
While you close the trunk
Won’t you pick me up?
I think I’m gonna throw up

So sad, what a pretty facе you have and it’s not for me
If I only knew
Why you snuck your hand on my lеg last night

So sad, what a pretty face you have and it’s not for me
If I only knew
If you’re hinting or being a clown
Much to do ‘bout fooling around
Much to do ‘bout kissing the man
Much to do ‘bout holding hands

Come on, lead-leg, give me something
Drop me off, I book it
To my room and fall on the mess
I begin to undress
And search up and down my sleeve
For where you wiped your knee when it was bloody
Oh, what’s that, now? Could it be?
It do take much to make a slugger bleed

So touch it to your nose
Oh, blessed is your brow
Now touch it to your cheek
My lips and to my mouth
My teeth
My tongue
Lick, spit
Suck it
Chew, swallow