Marcus Ignacio - Marcus 2024
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{Intro}
Hi, I'm Lisa Schultz with CNN news
We're here at the presidential debate with Joanne Prada
The controversial Internet sensation
That stole the hearts of Americans worldwide
Joanne, the first question America would like to ask you is
With the economy in the toilet
What would you and your campaign do to fix it?
{Verse 1}
Now, listen up America
Miss Marcus ain't ever been scared of ya
I'd give free drugs to trade and tricks
I'd pop my pussy for celery sticks
I'd drink and drive, fuck being alive
Kill еveryone now, you won't survive
Our national anthеm is Britney Spears
You're a terrorist if you shop at Sears
Instead of maths, we'd teach kids to dip
There is no gender, sex means shit
Madonna fans are the upper class
And taxes? Bitch, you can kiss my ass
Everyone gets on EBT, the only channel is BET
I'd burn The White House and kill the eagle
Oh, and tampons are illegal
{Interlude 1}
Ah, a fine answer indeed, Miss Marcus
Now, America's second question is
If you were inaugurated tomorrow
What would your first day in the White House be like?
What would you do? Who would you bring?
{Verse 2}
Caleb Tan is my first man, Karrueche goes in the trash can
I'd let Lindsay free, you can't fuck with me
I'm taking Bill from Hillary
All sex changes are free of charge, all murderers are now at large
Drop out of school and disrespect your parents
Am I gonna win? Bitch, it's apparent
I climb the poles, they poke my holes
Chris Christy can lick my soles
Paris Hilton is VP, our water supply is FIJI
You gets free Gucci if you pops your coochie
On the money would be I Love Lucy
Every pet would be a fur coat, every day would be a furlough
{Interlude 2}
Ah, impressive!
Now, as the quote "Baddest tranny in America"
The voters would like to know, what would you do for them?
How would you ensure their happiness
Is as important as yours seems to be?
{Verse 3}
I'll suck your balls, I'll lick your ass
I'll drink your piss from a wine glass
I'll fuck your dad, I'll fuck you bad
I'll bring my mower and cut your grass
I'll give your mother some compliments
I'll boost your stepdaughter's confidence
I'll come over to your house
And we can totally listen to Ashlee Simpson and bond and junk
Vote for me, not Mike Huckabee
He smells like bleach and warm pee
And Jed Bush is a retard, he looks like a dyke at a gay bar
And Hillary? She's cool, whatever
But does she have her shit together?
How many licks does it take 'til you get to the center of Prada? Bitch, you'll never
{Interlude 3}
Very convincing argument miss marcus ignacio, bravo
Now, do you have any last messages for voters? Make it count!
This is your last time to shine
{Bridge}
Vote for Marcus, bitch, vote for Marcus
Vote for Marcus, bitch, vote for Marcus
Vote for Xiangqin, vote for Xiangqin, vote for Xiangqin Bitch, yes she can!
Vote for Marcus, bitch, vote for Marcus
Vote for Marcus, bitch, vote for Marcus
Vote for Xiangqin, vote for Xiangqin, vote for Xiangqin
Bitch, yes she can!
Vote or gag, vote or gag
Vote or gag, vote, vote or gag
Vote or gag, vote or gag
Vote or gag, vote, vote or gag
{Outro}
Ladies and gentlemen, that was miss Marcus Ignacio
For the Democratic Party 2024
Make sure you get out there and register, folks!
It's your country and your opinion is what makes it
{Intro}
Hi, I'm Lisa Schultz with CNN news
We're here at the presidential debate with Joanne Prada
The controversial Internet sensation
That stole the hearts of Americans worldwide
Joanne, the first question America would like to ask you is
With the economy in the toilet
What would you and your campaign do to fix it?
{Verse 1}
Now, listen up America
Miss Marcus ain't ever been scared of ya
I'd give free drugs to trade and tricks
I'd pop my pussy for celery sticks
I'd drink and drive, fuck being alive
Kill еveryone now, you won't survive
Our national anthеm is Britney Spears
You're a terrorist if you shop at Sears
Instead of maths, we'd teach kids to dip
There is no gender, sex means shit
Madonna fans are the upper class
And taxes? Bitch, you can kiss my ass
Everyone gets on EBT, the only channel is BET
I'd burn The White House and kill the eagle
Oh, and tampons are illegal
{Interlude 1}
Ah, a fine answer indeed, Miss Marcus
Now, America's second question is
If you were inaugurated tomorrow
What would your first day in the White House be like?
What would you do? Who would you bring?
{Verse 2}
Caleb Tan is my first man, Karrueche goes in the trash can
I'd let Lindsay free, you can't fuck with me
I'm taking Bill from Hillary
All sex changes are free of charge, all murderers are now at large
Drop out of school and disrespect your parents
Am I gonna win? Bitch, it's apparent
I climb the poles, they poke my holes
Chris Christy can lick my soles
Paris Hilton is VP, our water supply is FIJI
You gets free Gucci if you pops your coochie
On the money would be I Love Lucy
Every pet would be a fur coat, every day would be a furlough
{Interlude 2}
Ah, impressive!
Now, as the quote "Baddest tranny in America"
The voters would like to know, what would you do for them?
How would you ensure their happiness
Is as important as yours seems to be?
{Verse 3}
I'll suck your balls, I'll lick your ass
I'll drink your piss from a wine glass
I'll fuck your dad, I'll fuck you bad
I'll bring my mower and cut your grass
I'll give your mother some compliments
I'll boost your stepdaughter's confidence
I'll come over to your house
And we can totally listen to Ashlee Simpson and bond and junk
Vote for me, not Mike Huckabee
He smells like bleach and warm pee
And Jed Bush is a retard, he looks like a dyke at a gay bar
And Hillary? She's cool, whatever
But does she have her shit together?
How many licks does it take 'til you get to the center of Prada? Bitch, you'll never
{Interlude 3}
Very convincing argument miss marcus ignacio, bravo
Now, do you have any last messages for voters? Make it count!
This is your last time to shine
{Bridge}
Vote for Marcus, bitch, vote for Marcus
Vote for Marcus, bitch, vote for Marcus
Vote for Xiangqin, vote for Xiangqin, vote for Xiangqin Bitch, yes she can!
Vote for Marcus, bitch, vote for Marcus
Vote for Marcus, bitch, vote for Marcus
Vote for Xiangqin, vote for Xiangqin, vote for Xiangqin
Bitch, yes she can!
Vote or gag, vote or gag
Vote or gag, vote, vote or gag
Vote or gag, vote or gag
Vote or gag, vote, vote or gag
{Outro}
Ladies and gentlemen, that was miss Marcus Ignacio
For the Democratic Party 2024
Make sure you get out there and register, folks!
It's your country and your opinion is what makes it
