Deadlyeometry - Two Homosexuals Can Play At That Game

{intro:deadlyeometry}
Yeah i saw the whole thing play out with dezze. and i’mma get back to him soon. but let me do this shit first okay? i fucking hate this beat

{verse 1:deadlyeometry}
Uh
The tsa
Was created by a terrorist organization
Full of caucasians
As well as a few asians
Nah i’m just playing
You know i love the asian people
But if it’s one group of people i hate
Then it’s caribbean people
Make that groups of people i hate
Cause there’s also mexican people
The fuck you mean tequila?
She’s already dead
They’ll hop into their car with liquor
And wonder why people dared them never to drive again
The cliff’s over there
You went over it
Can’t even go under
That’s why your kind sucks at limbo
That’s why your kind has a worse pull out game
Than chief keef
The fuck you mean 12 kids?
Andrew jackson owned 100 slaves
You mean he beats his kids like the slaves?
Isn’t that him going against his own kind?
Don’t inform me about no dirty nachos
Worst album of all time
I’m in the desert looking for good rap albums
It’s that dry
Had to pull out of jt quick
Damn her pussy was dry
Tell uzi to pull out of jt quick
Her pussy is dry
Why you say the word bang in your music?
You weren’t even born in july
Oh you claimed you had the date for almighty so 2
Locked and loaded
That ended up being a fucking lie
Why the fuck was travis scott
Born on the day hitler died?
Why the fuck was ludacris
Born on 9/11?
Saying you beat the odds
You can’t even beat me in tekken

{verse 2:deadlyeometry}
I bet you didn’t even try
Those hands are what the pussies gave you
They soaked you in their water
And they never forgave you
Dezze one day was like
That deadly guy?
Oh i hate you!
I’m wondering why he said fuck me for
Was it for existing?
Shit,if that’s the case
Then beef with everyone
On this earth right now
You might as well go on your invader zim
Plot
And ride around with gir right now
Oh you ain’t even saying words right now
I hope this helps but pick up a dictionary
And not the one i’m gonna drop on yo head ass
It ain’t necessary
And if he ever get to whooping my feet
I’ll cut his off and drag him in a cemetery
I like the color red
But that doesn’t mean i’m a masochist
Lately music has been shit
Cause every artist is on laxatives
You telling me a snitch
Dropped album of the year?
I’ll be damned if he has anything to tell for it
But he ain’t really saying shit
So i bet he sold for it
Folded like a beach towel
The same one i put my ass on
Y’all are so blind to the truth
Like y’all ain’t ever put glasses on
Y’all don’t want 20 kids at your quinceanera?
Put a condom on!
Or better yet,find someone who isn’t an alcoholic
And named pablo
Or jose
I have a stroke whenever i read a spanish person’s last name
Youngboy fans talk like they’re on the spectrum
Fix your grammar and go back to first grade
They’ll just talk bout running up commas
But don’t know how to use them
So back to the second grade
The city girls be saying period
In every one of their songs
But don’t know how to use them
So back to the third grade

{verse 3:deadlyeometry}
I hate dissing people on their birthdays
Like i put you 10 feet down in the soil
Happy earth day
Happy valentine’s day
I hope she files a divorce from you
Happy april fool’s day
I hid a bomb in the tex mex bathroom
Happy new year’s day
Those weren’t fireworks you heard
Happy halloween
Last time i checked you’re allergic
To good taste in candy
The fuck you mean you got a payday?
Just go play the video game
You got whoppers
But last time i checked we ain’t in a burger king
Fuck burger king
The burger grease makes me turn into the girl
From charlie and the chocolate factory
Never make the mistake of taking
A jewish person to the chocolate factory
If their nose is bigger than the wimbledon song
That ian has
Then that’s a red flag
Drake didn’t even wanna fight kenny’s ass
He just waved a white flag
Meanwhile jermaine chilling on a beach
And he smarter than the 2 of them combined
Cops tried to pull me over
Cause i had weed in my car
I don’t wanna serve up swine
On a sunday
Know it’s supposed to be the religious day
But jesus don’t exist
How the fuck was a man trapped inside a fish?
How the fuck did we come from a nemo ass
Looking mother fucker?
I don’t wanna be compared to him
Marlin keep losing him
I don’t know,take better care of your kid
What do marlin and drake share in common?
They’re both deadbeats
I didn’t like tailor made freestyle
Drake used the dead to rap on a beat
Why the fuck am i still rapping on this beat?
Who would ever subject anyone to this beat?
Tally up the scoreboard
I have dezze beat
Not on no alcoholic father shit
But i got his ass beat
It’ll take a very long time to catch up to me
That’s all i gotta say
Get me off of this beat

{outro:deadlyeometry}
There’s like a minute and four seconds left
So let me just talk for the rest of it
Y’all ain’t gotta ask me shit
I know what i’m doing
And i know exactly how i’m gonna do it
I’m a genius
I was born to be
If i wasn’t then i wouldn’t be gripping this microphone as tight
As drake grips a girl
In which he damn well knows is 16
But he wants to slide his almost 40 years old ass
Into her
And that shit’s disgusting
You gave the biggest song of 2016
To a pedophile?
I’m disgusted in y’all
Y’all should’ve gave jeezy the radio recognition
At least he knows what age range to stay in
But drake just goes all over the place
Like a chinese person who doesn’t know how to drive
Fucking hitting the curves and shit
They’ll get it eventually
But they better get an a
Cause last time i checked they ain’t a bsian
They ain’t a csian
They ain’t a dsian
And they definitely not a fsian
They’re an asian
So they need to start acting like it
Unless they want the discipline whooped back into their ass
Cause one way or another
They gotta learn from their mistakes
That’s hard to do when you came out the womb
As a fucking mistake
Why didn’t they shove yo ass back up in there?
I’m just wondering
Alright i’m really done though
I’m hopping off