My Toilet Is Clogged - Rectal Dysfunction

{Chorus}
I got destroyed by hemorrhoids
I'm so annoyed I can't avoid
The constipation, the inflation
The sensation, so impatient
'Cause my shit is like a brick
It's way too thick, wish it was slick
Got a disease, can't poop with ease
I gotta squeeze, it ain't a breeze

{Verse 1}
Butt is bumpy, red and lumpy
Veins are thumping, blood is pumping
Stomach bloated, bowels loaded
Rectum roasted, butt eroded
Anus fissured, cut like scissors
Rectum withered, shit's a killer
Inflammation situation
My frustration, butt mutilation
Butt is burning, stomach churning
Bowels turning, it's concerning
Butt is bloody, blood is runny
In my tummy, it ain't funny
Got colitis, yeah it's like this
Gotta fight this as I write this
Poop obstruction, butt destruction
Poop disruption, rectal dysfunction

{Chorus}
Got destroyed by hеmorrhoids
I'm so annoyed I can't avoid
The constipation, the inflation
Thе sensation, so impatient
'Cause my shit is like a brick
It's way too thick, wish it was slick
Got a disease, can't poop with ease
I gotta squeeze, it ain't a breeze

{Verse 2}
Butt is bleeding, blood is leaking
Skin is peeling, never healing
Stomach rumbling, acid bubbling
Rectum crumbling, I am suff'ring
Anus cracking, bones are snapping
Rectum jamming, ass detaching
Constipation, consternation
Imma need some medication
Butt is broken, cut wide open
Bowels frozen, cut-up colon
Butt is breaking, anus gaping
Stomach aching, shit is scraping
'Gainst my asshole, makes my ass swole
Tears my muscles, and my bowels
Shit's a sickle, hard like nickel
Ass is crippled, Crohn's Chronicles

{Chorus}
Got destroyed by hemorrhoids
I'm so annoyed I can't avoid
The constipation, the inflation
The sensation, so impatient
'Cause my shit is like a brick
It's way too thick, wish it was slick
Got a disease, can't poop with ease
I gotta squeeze, it ain't a breeze
Got destroyed by hemorrhoids
I'm so annoyed I can't avoid
The constipation, the inflation
The sensation, so impatient
'Cause my shit is like a brick
It's way too thick, wish it was slick
Got a disease, can't poop with ease
I gotta squeeze, it ain't a breeze

{Bridge}
My shit is so fucking hard
It's slow like a fucking tard
My ass is so fucking scarred
I can't even fucking fart
Been waiting to hear a plop
But it never fucking drops
I'm just hoping and praying that this shit will fucking stop
I give it a fucking nudge
But it won't fucking budge
Tryna push out brown sludge
All I get's a red smudge
My rectum, it fucking bends
The shit attacks, I can't defend
I'm just hoping and praying that this shit will fucking end, right now

{Chorus}
I got destroyed by hemorrhoids
I'm so annoyed I can't avoid
The constipation, the inflation
The sensation, so impatient
'Cause my shit is like a brick
It's way too thick, wish it was slick
Got a disease, can't poop with ease
I gotta squeeze, it ain't a breeze
I got destroyed by hemorrhoids
I'm so annoyed I can't avoid
The constipation, the inflation
The sensation, so impatient
'Cause my shit is like a brick
It's way too thick, wish it was slick
Got a disease, can't poop with ease
I gotta squeeze, it ain't a breeze