Richard Excellent - Megalodon

{intro}

Last of a dying breed, they thought my kind extinct
Now that i'm finally freed, with killer mind's instinct
It's time to feed, from sea to shining teeth
I've climbed the deep, now i'm right behind beneath

{chorus}

Mega! mega! megalodon!
I'm the megalodon, get to bettin' upon
A great white who's takin' bites in cage fights
No more pain in the ass, cost an arm and leg price
Mega! mega! megalodon!
My big head in the pond, they're dead and then gone
Huntin' for the soft white underbelly and found it
No thoughts to wrap their brains like my fangs gon' around it

{verse 1}

I'm rеally tryin' not to snap and then break the law
Evеry dime of taxes, i paid 'em all
In every line shoved back while i wait 'til called
So where's my cash? these gloves, i'm takin' off!
I'm livin' broke, tryna be a decent person
Life a bitch at my throat, i can feel these demons cursin'
'bout what keys to turn when, what schemes could earn him
The king's conversion, but what degrees he burn in
Hell no i ain't cowerin' to superstition
Well yo i do claim coward to my stupid intuition
Feel so lame but it's power 'til i lose suspicion
Can't tell no name 'round the hour of whose deposition?
Polygraph prolly scratch at, "i'm a nice guy"
Jolly chap, only ask is power like five eyes
Muhammad ali scrap, 'til my brain fries like five guys
On a trolley track, if i can't hang in a high rise

{chorus}

Mega! mega! megalodon!
I'm the megalodon, get to bettin' upon
A great white who's takin' bites in cage fights
No more pain in the ass, cost an arm and leg price
Mega! mega! megalodon!
My big head in the pond, they're dead and then gone
Huntin' for the soft white underbelly and found it
No thoughts to wrap their brains like my fangs gon' around it

{verse 2}

Sick of nonsense, wallet sicker of non-cents
All it's costin', time and money for conscience
See my shoulder angel in his conference despondent
My nonprofits need favre's contents, cheese like wisconsin
Hopin' i make bank off being morally bankrupt
If choke then i may turn tricks, still orally make bucks
Envy hoes gettin' paid, shit i'd open my legs
White boy on of for days, tyler loadin' my page
No fucks to give, so i'm changin' equations
Suit ravens, sprays in banks if i ain't bank, man
I'm joker brazen, bruce wayne can't save 'em
Nowadays when his legs shaven, his name's caitlyn
Intractable reins to government 'cause i'm savage
Havoc will reign when i'm covetous above average
Rather still fail than attain plus then some of them have it
Capital gains or punishment, i'm huntin' babbitts

{chorus}

Mega! mega! megalodon!
I'm the megalodon, get to bettin' upon
A great white who's takin' bites in cage fights
No more pain in the ass, cost an arm and leg price
Mega! mega! megalodon!
My big head in the pond, they're dead and then gone
Huntin' for the soft white underbelly and found it
No thoughts to wrap their brains like my fangs gon' around it

{verse 3}

So introverted, nerves hurtin' while dispersin' verbiage
Urges to emerge a scourge surgin' on the verge of courage
I'm worse in person, get the purse then splurge on hearses
Won't kurt first 'til purged earth and heard its dirges
Dreams of unlikely assortments where i might be important
Mic be a sword and lead a spike lee performance
Tryna run up a check like a nike endorsement
While tellin' phil knight night, he dead by the mornin'
Soon caught by the lights - i been waitin', you're wrong!
Moonshot in my sights, but they're prayin' for dawn
But one day you're here, next day then you're gone
So i'm sippin' earl grey on drake's manicured lawn
If x broke, deadly combination start like ron g
Listen to my klepto, when i hit a mark it calms me
I'll put on the best show since charles ponzi
On this episode, i'll jump more sharks than fonzie

{chorus}

Mega! mega! megalodon!
I'm the megalodon, get to bettin' upon
A great white who's takin' bites in cage fights
No more pain in the ass, cost an arm and leg price
Mega! mega! megalodon!
My big head in the pond, they're dead and then gone
Huntin' for the soft white underbelly and found it
No thoughts to wrap their brains like my fangs gon' around it