Justin Roberts - She Sits

{Verse 1}
My baby sister's quite concerned
My baby sister, she just learned
Mom's got her purse
Dad's got his keys and wallet
And what is worse
Even my old dog can call it
So if I were you, I'd avoid all the chairs, because
This babysitter
She might be sitting there

{Chorus}
She sits
She sits
She's really good at it
She sits
She sits
She's got a first aid kit
And I'm gonna be just like her
When I'm in the seventh grade, 'cause
She sits
She sits
This babysitter's got it made

{Verse 2}
Now, sis, don't be scared
Don't pull out your hair
When you hear the door knocks
'Cause don't you know she makes mac 'n' cheese
With no recipes, just straight from the box
And if you get sad 'cause you're stuck on the stairs, you know
This babysitter
She'll soon be sitting there

{Chorus}
She sits
She sits
She's really good at it
She sits
She sits
Her clothes they hardly fit and
I'm gonna be just like her
When I'm in the seventh grade, 'cause
She sits
She sits
She sits and then she gets paid

{Bridge}
At first I thought this girl's a freak
Playing Simon Says, Hide and go Seek
Then I came to understand why
She is in such high demand
And all across the land
They're singing this song
Or at least your neighbors will have to admit

{Chorus}
She sits
She sits
She's really good at it
She sits
She sits
But her clothes, they're way too big and
I'm gonna be just like her
With glasses and blue jeans that fade, 'cause
She sits
She sits
This babysitter's got it made
(She sits, She sits)
She is so convenient
(She sits, She sits)
She's (?...) lenient