Atriarchy Studios - Sincerely, Emily

{Verse 1: MikesHardest}
You are pretty intelligent
Like an eggroll elephant

But it seems, no matter what I do
I can’t convince you to just take the compliment

So I
Make fun of you at recess
Between you and me, just wondering what’s next
You don’t understand I do what I can
But sometimes I don’t make sense

Now you
Better hit me up on AIM
And if you don’t I really only got my self to blame
But it’s kinda insane to cause me some pain
Over just a silly nickname

Now I’m
Waiting on my MySpace page
See your top friends, can’t give into rage
Read the list and see that I’m not
But I won’t rest till I’m up on the top

{Chorus: Beautiful Panda}
My eggroll
My eggroll elephant
I’ll miss you so so much
I’ll miss you
Picking on you
Outside at recess

My eggroll
My eggroll elephant
Come talk to me on AIM

Make Myspace
I’ll love you always
Sincerely, Emily

{Verse 2: ask the storyteller}
Pachyderm I make these acts in earnest
Bully these rappers, then I make ‘em earn it
I don't really lose to them helium types
I light the fuse them burn ‘em on mics

John Cena catch these glizzy hands
They won’t see me bring the pain
I tried to bully to another kid named Nathan
I called him eggroll, but his cries don’t sound the same

I don't know what hurts me more
The fact that you don't even think about me more
I watch your stream every single night
Ask when’s House just to get you tight
Thousands of bullies, I don't even feel special
Thought I understood you on a spiritual level
When chat makes fun of you every time you're dead
Never forget what that yearbook said

{Chorus: Beautiful Panda, ask the storyteller}
My eggroll (Put the pachyderm in the takeout box)
My eggroll elephant
I’ll miss you so so much

I’ll miss you (Still glizzyhands but your hair fell out)
Picking on you
Outside at recess

My eggroll (Hope the glancer doesn’t get you first)
My eggroll elephant
Come talk to me on AIM

Make Myspace (Look like wiggler, scoop me a bite)
I’ll love you always
Sincerely, Emily

My eggroll

{Bridge: Beautiful Panda}
My eggroll elephant
Come talk to me on AIM
Make a Myspace
And meet me face to face
My eggroll elephant
Come talk to me on AIM
Make a Myspace
And meet me face to face

{Chorus: Beautiful Panda, ask the storyteller}
My eggroll (Put the pachyderm in the takeout box)
My eggroll elephant
I’ll miss you so so much

I’ll miss you (Still glizzyhands but your hair fell out)
Picking on you
Outside at recess

My eggroll (Hope the glancer doesn’t get you first)
My eggroll elephant
Come talk to me on AIM

Make Myspace (Look like wiggler, scoop me a bite)
I’ll love you always
Sincerely, Emily