YNKEUMALICE - Stanky Dank
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I be smoking real good
I be smoking like cheech n chong
Pass me the bong
Pass me the stanky dank
Smoking some low quality hemp shit
Smoking on some low quality cbd shit
Need to pass the stanky dank law
This 2024 flow
{The screen fades in, revealing a polished news studio backdrop. A news anchor sits at the desk, ready to deliver the report.}
Anchor: "Good evening, Wisconsin. Tonight, we have breaking news that's sure to spark conversations across the state. Governor Tony Evers has just signed a historic bill legalizing recreational marijuana, making Wisconsin the latest state to embrace the green wave."
{Cut to footage of Governor Tony Evers signing the bill, surrounded by cheering supporters.}
Anchor: "In a momentous speech earlier today, Governor Evers highlighted the еconomic and social benefits of legalization, еmphasizing the potential for job creation, tax revenue, and criminal justice reform."
{Cut to a clip of Governor Evers addressing the crowd:}
Governor Evers: "Today, we take a significant step forward in our journey towards a more just and prosperous Wisconsin. By legalizing marijuana, we open doors to new opportunities, from small businesses to farmers, and we begin to address the injustices of the past."
{Back to the anchor in the studio.}
Anchor: "But that's not all, folks. In an unexpected turn of events, Senator Ron Johnson has successfully passed a federal bill to decriminalize and regulate marijuana at the national level, marking a significant shift in federal drug policy."
{Cut to footage of Senator Ron Johnson speaking on the Senate floor.}
Senator Johnson: "The time has come for common-sense reform. By ending the federal prohibition on marijuana, we can empower states to regulate this industry responsibly, while freeing up law enforcement resources to focus on more pressing matters."
{Back to the anchor.}
Anchor: "With bipartisan support, Senator Johnson's bill represents a groundbreaking effort to address the inconsistencies between state and federal marijuana laws, providing much-needed clarity for businesses and consumers alike."
{The anchor leans forward with a serious expression.}
Anchor: "While these developments mark a monumental shift in Wisconsin's approach to marijuana, questions remain about the implementation and regulation of this new industry. Stay tuned as we continue to cover this evolving story."
{The screen fades to black as the news segment concludes.}
I be smoking like cheech n chong
Pass me the bong
Pass me the stanky dank
Smoking some low quality hemp shit
Smoking on some low quality cbd shit
Need to pass the stanky dank law
This 2024 flow
{The screen fades in, revealing a polished news studio backdrop. A news anchor sits at the desk, ready to deliver the report.}
Anchor: "Good evening, Wisconsin. Tonight, we have breaking news that's sure to spark conversations across the state. Governor Tony Evers has just signed a historic bill legalizing recreational marijuana, making Wisconsin the latest state to embrace the green wave."
{Cut to footage of Governor Tony Evers signing the bill, surrounded by cheering supporters.}
Anchor: "In a momentous speech earlier today, Governor Evers highlighted the еconomic and social benefits of legalization, еmphasizing the potential for job creation, tax revenue, and criminal justice reform."
{Cut to a clip of Governor Evers addressing the crowd:}
Governor Evers: "Today, we take a significant step forward in our journey towards a more just and prosperous Wisconsin. By legalizing marijuana, we open doors to new opportunities, from small businesses to farmers, and we begin to address the injustices of the past."
{Back to the anchor in the studio.}
Anchor: "But that's not all, folks. In an unexpected turn of events, Senator Ron Johnson has successfully passed a federal bill to decriminalize and regulate marijuana at the national level, marking a significant shift in federal drug policy."
{Cut to footage of Senator Ron Johnson speaking on the Senate floor.}
Senator Johnson: "The time has come for common-sense reform. By ending the federal prohibition on marijuana, we can empower states to regulate this industry responsibly, while freeing up law enforcement resources to focus on more pressing matters."
{Back to the anchor.}
Anchor: "With bipartisan support, Senator Johnson's bill represents a groundbreaking effort to address the inconsistencies between state and federal marijuana laws, providing much-needed clarity for businesses and consumers alike."
{The anchor leans forward with a serious expression.}
Anchor: "While these developments mark a monumental shift in Wisconsin's approach to marijuana, questions remain about the implementation and regulation of this new industry. Stay tuned as we continue to cover this evolving story."
{The screen fades to black as the news segment concludes.}
