Johnny Mystro - Royal Jelly No. 3

{intro}
Pick up the pace
Sick of shakin' my booty for these fat jerks

{refrain}
I heard there's somethin' bout that royal jelly
I heard there's somethin' bout that royal jelly
I heard there's somethin' bout that royal jelly
I heard there's somethin' bout that royal jelly

{verse 1}
Yeah, a friend named eddie, he loved that royal jelly
I'd go with him every once in a while
He said to bring enough money to keep that honey comin'
Fever buzzin', but i'm in denial
Now there's a girl named leela, got stamps on her visa
So she's the best i can recommend
Just be sure you never roll it up, when that fever is controllin' ya
You may never see the daylight again

{pre-chorus}
It's just too temptin', oh
This river's never-endin'
It's not a feelin' i'm defendin'

{chorus}
Yeah, you know that first spoonful gets ya feelin' alright
And the second spoonful is a bitchin' good night
So you know you're not supposed to take that final third bite
But there's somethin' bout that royal jelly, ain't it?
Yeah, you know that first spoonful gets ya feelin' alright
And the second spoonful is a bitchin' good night
So you know you're not supposed to take that final third bite
But there's somethin' bout that royal jelly, ain't it?
Yeah

{refrain}
I heard there's somethin' bout that royal jelly
I heard there's somethin' bout that royal jelly
Oh, oh
I heard there's somethin' bout that royal jelly
I heard there's somethin' bout that royal jelly
I heard there's somethin' bout that royal jelly
I heard there's somethin' bout that royal jelly
Oh, oh

{verse 2}
That purple-headed bae, gotta say, got an eye on her
If i gotta pay to play, hey, it'd be my honor
Cause her majesty was so nastily runnin' me raggedly
She had my dumb ass actually askin' what comes after three
Your royal lowness got an onus that'll ruin me
Am i doin' her? is she doin' me?
Or is she doin' me in? no longer certain
Just could've sworn that i used to be a stronger person, come on

{verse 3}
Memory disagrees
With everything you meant to me
"sad to see", said to feet
Mumbled with such empathy
Memory disagrees
With everything you ever meant to me
"sad to see", said to feet
Mumbled with performative empathy

{pre-chorus}
It's just too temptin', oh
This river's never-endin'
It's not a feelin' i'm defendin'

{chorus}
Yeah, you know that first spoonful gets ya feelin' alright
And the second spoonful is a bitchin' good night
So you know you're not supposed to take that final third bite
But there's somethin' bout that royal jelly
Yeah, you know that first spoonful gets ya feelin' alright
And the second spoonful is a bitchin' good night
So you know you're not supposed to take that final third bite
But there's somethin' bout that royal jelly
Yeah, you know that first spoonful gets ya feelin' alright
And the second spoonful is a bitchin' good night
So you know you're not supposed to take that final third bite
But there's somethin' bout that royal jelly
Yeah, you know that first spoonful gets ya feelin' alright
And the second spoonful is a bitchin' good night
So you know you're not supposed to take that final third bite
But there's somethin' bout that royal jelly, ain't it?

{bridge}
Hol' up, slow up, can't stop, oh no
Banged up torso, here i go again
Borrowed, stolen, trust is broken
Losin' focus, locusts to my friends
Hol' up, slow up, can't stop, oh no
Banged up torso, here i go again
Borrowed, stolen, trust is broken
Losin' focus, locusts to my friends
Hol' up, slow up, can't stop, oh no
Banged up torso, here i go again
Borrowed, stolen, trust is broken
Losin' focus, locusts to my friends
Hol' up, slow up, can't stop, oh no
Banged up torso, here i go again
Borrowed, stolen, trust is broken
Losin' focus, locusts to my friends

{verse 4}
That royal jelly is bouncin' all in my face
Is that royal jelly for me? (mmm)
That royal jelly is swimmin' all through my veins
Baby, give that royal jelly to me (oh good god)
That royal jelly is drippin' into this empty place
Gotta hit that fix and slip out the scene (oh, oh, oh)
Now eddie tells me he's clean, and he just needs some space
So i got to find a new place to sleep (hey, hey, hey)
That seed is flowerin' blooms that blow through my maze
Take that royal jelly from me (oh good lord)
It's growin' sour, it's spoiled, and i know i'm insane
Won't you take that royal jelly from me?
My blood is boilin', i know royal jelly's to blame
Take that royal jelly from me
That fever's scourin' through all the noise in my brain
(take that royal jelly from me) it's got me goin' insane

{verse 5}
I don't think i can hang, oh no, no
Sanity like a noose, and i don't wanna lose
But i don't think i can hang
But i think it's the truth, that i'm goin' insane
And i just wanna be free
From the guilt and the shame
Won't somebody help me out?

{pre-chorus}
It's just too temptin'
It's just too temptin'
It's just too temptin'
It's just too temptin'
Oh, this river's never-endin'
It's not a feelin' i'm defendin'
It's like a waterfall ascendin'

{chorus}
Yeah, you know that first spoonful gets ya feelin' alright
And the second spoonful is a bitchin' good night
So you know you're not supposed to take that final third bite
But there's somethin' bout that royal jelly
Yeah, you know that first spoonful gets ya feelin' alright
And the second spoonful is a bitchin' good night
So you know you're not supposed to take that final third bite
But there's somethin' bout that royal jelly
Yeah, you know that first spoonful gets ya feelin' alright
And the second spoonful is a bitchin' good night
So you know you're not supposed to take that final third bite
But there's somethin' bout that royal jelly
Yeah, you know that first spoonful gets ya feelin' alright
And the second spoonful is a bitchin' good night
So you know you're not supposed to take that final third bite
But there's somethin' bout that royal jelly, ain't it?

{refrain}
I heard there's somethin' bout that royal jelly
I heard there's somethin' bout that royal jelly
I heard there's somethin' bout that royal jelly
I heard there's somethin' bout that royal jelly