Juke Baritone - I Know Everything

Hi, how you doin'?
Me? i'm doing fine
You wanna know why?
I'm one of those really annoying people that happens to know everything
Yeah. absolutely everything
Especially about you

Oh, i know every little thing
Yeah, it's true
I happen to know what you're thinking right now but i wouldn't want to embarrass you

Well, i'm one of those really annoying people
You know, i find my way into positions of power
People like me, we always end up running the show
And that's when we can fuck it up real good

'cause when people like me, that know everything, end up telling you what to do
You're always gonna be looking out for me and my interests
It's true

{laughter}

You see, i went to school
But i didn't go to school
If you know
What i mean
When i read all the books that i didn't read in school
When i looked at some magazines gathered on my desk
When i watched all the television, didn't really see
So, as a consequence, i know everything, you see

You see, i know philosophy
And i know psychology
And i know sociology
And i know archaeology
Anthropology
Astronomy
Trigonometry
Neurology
Biology
Chemistry
I've been pulling apart other people's dichotomies

But it's funny
With all these things that i know that end in an -y
And with everything that i know about you
I still know nothing about me

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I know every little thing, but i still know nothing
Mleh