Andrew Rannells & Josh Gad - Tomorrow is Tonight

{BUD, spoken}
Elderly patrons may wish to turn down their hearing devices

{DOUG, spoken}
In an actual production, this number would include a gospel choir and lasers!

{BUD, spoken}
Scene eight: Roofstops of Slimmer!
Gutenberg stands, straddling a chimney. Smoke billows up and around his face!

{DOUG as GUTENBERG}
When I got out of bed today
History was a lot more boring
Then I thought it a different way
Now the bird of inspiration's soaring
Look at these hands
They're attached to a normal man
A normal man who probably changed your world
Tomorrow is tonight
It's a history and future fight
Tomorrow is tonight

{DOUG, spoken}
Monk stands on an adjacent chimney surrounded by fire and bats!

{BUD as MONK}
Today, I killed the future
Now my badness knows no bounds
My plan unfurled to trick that girl
Now the bird of inspiration's on the ground
Splat. OOH!
I crushed his dreams
You don't change the world with a dumb machine
At least not while this monk is still in town
Tomorrow is tonight
It's a history and future fight
Tomorrow is tonight

{BUD, spoken}
Helvetica is also on a roof

{DOUG as HELVETICA}
I feel like a bird
A bird who just destroyed a printing press
A bird who's in some serious distress
I don't have wings
That is bad for flying things

{BUD as MONK, spoken}
Monk in command!

{DOUG as GUTENBERG}
Don't say can't when you could say can

{BUD as MONK & DOUG as GUTENBERG}
You only get one chance to be a star
Tomorrow is tonight
It's a history and future fight

{BUD as MONK}
Tomorrow

{DOUG as GUTENBERG}
Tomorrow

{BUD as MONK & DOUG as GUTENBERG}
Tomorrow is tonight

{DOUG as HELVETICA}
Tomorrow is to...

(spoken)
What have I done!?

{BUD & DOUG, spoken}
Intermission!