Andrew Rannells & Josh Gad - What's the Word?

Rumors about gutenberg spread like the plague!

{bud as townsperson 1, spoken}
Hey, beef fat trimmer, see you chopping some meat!

{doug as beef fat trimmer, spoken}
I just can't seem to chop off these feet!
Four more steaks, and i'll have finished the herd

{bud as townsperson 1, spoken}
Then take a break, and tell me what's the word?

{bud as townsperson 1 & doug as beef fat trimmer, spoken}
What's the word?
What's the word?

{doug as beef fat trimmer, spoken}
Well, i shouldn't say this, but late last night
In the wine press shop there was a light
It was gutenberg! at the windowpane!
He was workin', he was sweatin' he was shoutin' his name
Now i wouldn't bеt money, but i think it's true
That our wine prеssing friend is making something new

{bud as townsperson 1, spoken}
Ooh, really?

{doug as beef fat trimmer, spoken}
You didn't hear it from me
I'm just a beef trimmer trimmin' fat off the beef

{bud as townsperson 1 & doug as beef fat trimmer, spoken}
What's the word?
What's the word?

{doug, spoken}
A woman goes to buy some sheaves

{bud as townsperson, spoken}
What's the word?
What's the word?

{bud as woman, spoken}
Well, hey, there!

{doug as cow milker, spoken}
Hey! i'm milking a cow

{bud as woman, spoken}
Do you really have to milk that cow right now?
I've got hot gossip and it just won't keep!
Gutenberg didn't get much sleep last night

{doug as cow milker, spoken}
That right?

{bud as woman, spoken}
He might be working on something shady
Or he might be working on a special lady

{doug as cow milker, spoken}
Oh, a special lady? i wish it were me
I'm very attracted to mr. g
He's got great (?...) and he's got great pecs
I'll be heartbroken if he's having sex without me

{bud as woman, spoken}
So i see

{doug as cow milker, spoken}
It can't be

{bud as woman & doug as cow milker, spoken}
What's the word?
What's the word?

{bud, spoken}
Another woman sees friend in a field

{doug as cow milker, spoken}
What's the word?
What's the word?

{doug as other woman, spoken}
Mr. gutenberg's got a girl and he might've kissed her
There's just one problem - it wasn't me!
There's some other gal in town giving milk for free
Mr. g steppin' out with some pretty miss
I'm gonna tell the whole town she's got syphillis
You wanna go and spread that rumor?

{bud as friend, spoken}
Maybe, but first i've got to bury my dead baby

{doug as other woman, spoken}
Well that's horrible

{bud as friend, spoken}
It happens

{doug as other woman & bud as friend, spoken}
What's the word?
What's the word?

{bud, spoken}
Another man is buying apricots

{doug as other woman, spoken}
What's the word?
What's the word?

{bud as townsperson 2, spoken}
Hey there, man, i see you buying some fruit
Have you heard the word about our friend gutenberg?
It seems he's done something great
But all we know for certain is he was up late
It's monk!

{doug as monk, spoken}
Say no more, my childless friend
I'll find out how this rumor ends
I'll head on over to the wine press shop
And if he's up to something naughty...

(sung)
I'll make it stop!

{doug as gutenberg, spoken}
Lies, lies, lies!