Mic Righteous - Goat Meat Curry

{chorus}
If i didn't get nervous i'd be worried
Probably owe barclays more money than lee murray
Hannibal eating a goat meat curry

{verse}
It's all fun and games 'til you fuck with my name
And get punched in the face 'cause that won't be funny
Who's carrying the boats? you don't know me son
That's understandable
There's always gonna be a bigger man than you
Who's richer than you
With a bigger dick and better tan than you
The type of man you caveman couldn't even hold a candle to
Neanderthals struggling to bust open a can of fruit
What happened to us? we just cattle to 'em
It's mechanical, animals eating animals
Cannibals for the capital
Can't escape the madness of straightjackets and paddle boards
Imagine you was pulled out of a magic hat and then catapulted
Now you're in a world and the habitat isn't natural
Calling this rappers rap, ain't no rapper chatting this factual
I speak to the receptors and activate the cannabinoids
Don't ask me why i rap like this, honestly i don't have a choice
There's gonna always be people like me in the world
If it wasn't for rap i wouldn't actually have a oi
You can't speak it's a war on words
If you ask me you might fly to france and party
Let some animals out the zoo c'est la vie like oooh
We the gorillas in paris, we flicking
Shit at you bitches while you sitting in traffic
We at the fashion week but this isn't fashion
Yeah take a picture, we the realest and baddest
Chill in the illest of manors
My plan to kill 'em with passion
I wrote a million bangers, i know i'm brilliant
But i be in the middle of madness
I meditate everyday, but still i'm erratic
I turn a opp anne frank when i lick off the 'matic
All they hear is knock knock and they hid in the attic (it's mad)
Who jah blessed no dark can harm
Need a heart to heart, every bar haram
I'm just a margate boy so far from yard
I swear i crashed so many whips, i can't have cars
I nearly died so many times i start to laugh
Hurrah, hurrah, how am i even still alive? i ask allah
The answer hurts, my past's my path
I'm working hard, though i hardly work
I just can't be asked, but i can't reverse
I'm past the past, i sacrifice my life for the art and craft
I feel like elon musk, need a craft to mars
You dumb bastards witnessing a masterclass
I can't teach you this shit, it ain't krav maga
I tell a bitch raise a glass, it's mardi gras
I break bread with my brother peshwari naan
Ay yo, lift a glass 'cause it's a toast
Not 'cause we're rich yet, we missed the boat
It's 'cause i'm a spastic i got diagnosed with autism
And i got my blue badge in the post, ay yo

{chorus}
If i didn't get nervous i'd be worried
Probably owe barclays more money than lee murray
Hannibal eating a goat meat curry
Who's carrying the boats? you don't know me son

{verse 2}
The cali slept man, quicker than a left hand from badou jack
Shout out to erykah, i'm bunning on the badu pack
The grade high, a5, yeah tastes like wagyu fat
Saucy, yeah i'm cooking up the ragu fam
You dumb slag, don't act like you never seen an arab rap
We all know you been dubai and got a face full of camel crap
Do what you do to the get the bag yeah i'm bang on that
I get my dick out and i tell your girl to "hang on that."
The boyfriend banging on the door i'm like "hang on man."
You really think that she a angel this man on crack?
You ever tried to rob a bank then you cannot chat to me for real

{chorus}
If i didn't get nervous i'd be worried
Probably owe barclays more money than lee murray
Hannibal eating a goat meat curry
Who's carrying the boats? you don't know me son, i'm like
If i didn't get nervous i'd be worried
I'd probably owe barclays more money than lee murray
Hannibal eating a goat meat
Who's carrying the boats? you don't know me