Elliptical - No Kokomo

{Verse 1}
No such place as Kokomo
My holiday plans up in smoke
Why didn't you tell me it was all one big hoax?
Uh huh
Who taught you how to play nice?
An elaborate joke but at what price?
Dreams of fragile things, you must tread light
Uh huh

{Chorus}
You promised me a place where I could take it slow
Follow the tides wherever they may flow
Now where's a man like me supposed to go if there's no
If there's no Kokomo?

{Verse 2}
Next you'll be saying Cocktail isn't real
You don't know how sad that makes me feel
I float like a rudderless boat with a broken keel
I want sun and I want sand
Elisabeth Shue to hold my hand
And a covers band
Playing poolside at midnight when it's time to dance

{Chorus}
You promised me a place where I could take it slow
Follow the shoreline by moonglow
Now where's a man like me supposed to go if there's no
If there's no Kokomo?
You promised me a place where I could take it slow
Follow the tides wherever they may flow
Now where's a man like me supposed to go if there's no
If there's no Kokomo?

{Bridge}
There's no Kokomo
There's no Kokomo

{Instrumental Outro}