Geoffrey James - B-U-R-N Rice

{Verse 1}
Charring basmati could be your new addiction
It's all in the singe, use a wok for friction
Don't want soft quinoa, so I'll singe biryani
Who could eat a grain that has not been ruined?

{PreChorus}
And baby don't you like brown rice?
I blazed it in a rice device
It's like the opposite of cold dry ice
And we'll eat it with hoison, eat it with hoison

{Chorus}
B-U-R-N bomba rice
Singe and (?...) and sushi rice
Heat your pan, now char calrose
Torch those grains, you're burning rice
B-U-R-N sticky rice
Scald and bake and cauterize
Cold or brown rice or sushi roll
Ignite all arborio

{Post-Chorus}
B-U-R-N jasmine rice
Ruin all your ancient grains
B-U-R-N red cargo
Let's ignite rice till it еxplodes

{Verse 2}
(?...) if you char them plus
I like burning grains bеfore I was concussed
(?...) okay, keep going
Barkeep over here, keep the burnt rice flowing

{PreChorus}
And baby I don't like brown rice
It goes down easy with a pint of
A nice thick malt
That is made with hoison, made with hoison

{Chorus}
B-U-R-N short grain rice
Hear that sizzle, parboiled
(?...)
That is how you really char
B-U-R-N rice pudding
Dessert rice can also singe
B-U-R-N black nerone
You can take burnt rice to work

{Post-Chorus}
B-U-R-N paella
Spanish rice is cooked when burnt
Let hoison (?...) on your rice
Even ruin instant rice

{Bridge}
What's it take to tame this char
What's it take to (?...)
Cauterize (?...)
(?...)

{Post-Chorus}
B-U-R-N jasmine rice
Ruin all your ancient grains (sing along)
B-U-R-N red cargo
Let's ignite rice till it explodes
B-U-R-N jasmine rice
Ruin all your ancient grains
B-U-R-N red cargo
Let's ignite rice till it explodes

{Outro}
Rice is burnt in here
Are you singing rice? Cause I am
Are you gonna burn rice with me?
Okay, it's hot: I'll get a wok