Curtis Spooner - Hood McDonald's

{Intro}
I'm just an honest man
Newlywed in the streets of Ergotis, Utah
And I am very hungry
I need sustenance for my avoirdupois

{Verse 1}
Driving the clunker down Main St
With my net worth of three figures
Trav’ling with hands on triggers
Wife asks, “Where we gonna eat?”

I think to my self what I want
Craving some Mouse McNuggets
Just like they had in Nantucket
Eating cheap on this Tuesday jaunt

{Chorus}
I'm going to Hood McDonald's
Got three bullet holes in my leg
They told me if I’m not out my Wednesday
Then for my life I was to beg

I'm going to Hood McDonald's
Got three bullet holes in my leg
They told me if I'm not out my Wednesday
Then for my life I was to beg

{Verse 2}
Eating my Sausage Egg ‘n' Cheese McGriddle
Eighteen hoodlums pull up to the regi
They all pulled their guns on me
They told me they got a riddle

The boys said “Gimmie your keys and cash”
But, nah, I don't really want to
It's not them I'm tryna woo
Well, it’s time to show them ash to ash

{Chorus}
I’m going to Hood McDonald's
Got three bullet holes in my leg
They told me if I’m not out my Wednesday
Then for my life I was to beg

I'm going to Hood McDonald's
Got three bullet holes in my leg
They told me if I'm not out my Wednesday
Then for my life I was to beg

{Verse 3}
Them 12th Street Boys got me all fired up
I said, “J’Eloise, get back to the junker
Imma have to bunker and hunker”
Then I responded with a “hyup”
Hit the first few with my sidearm
Shot back, hit me in the shoulder
“I'm not getting any older!”
And then, to thee, I shed harm

{Bridge}
You only see a minor part
Chalk outlines make one fiddle
Makes one have a mind shift
But it makes me get up and start