Vinny Marchi - Captain Platonic

{Intro}
The only reason that men say "Women and children first"
Like when a ship sinks
It's so taht they can hang back
And kiss each other

{Verse 1}
The Cap goes down in with their ship they say
The only way he's goin' down today
And as the water came rushing through
He bid his wife a last adieu
And never ever did touch his crew

{Pre-Chorus}
So temper your rumor
You shan't listen to her
The Cap going way down
Has got one thing to say now
"No oh, No, Stop!"

{Chorus}
Here comes Captain Platonic
And if he could get some
He still wouldn't want it, no
Here comеs Captain Platonic
And he'll never lеt them say
"He's in the closet", no

{Verse 2}
But rumors spread that it's nothing straight
To his crew his affection paid
But never was there a larger lie
With his rock solid alibi
So shall we all discuss and die

{Refrain}
He stayed on his vessel, his mates reminisced
He started to tremble and give them a kis... beer

{Bridge}
Promise me that you'll survive
No matter what happen

{Chorus}
Here comes Captain Platonic
And if he could get some
He still wouldn't want it, no
Here comes Captain Platonic
And he'll never let them say
"He's in the closet", no

He still wouldn't want it, nooo
He still wouldn't want it

{Refrain}
He stayed on his vesel, his mates reminisced
He started to tremble and give them a kis... beer