GingerLeaf - Gay Marriage at the Home Depot

{chorus}
The day has finally arrived, it was time to say i do, my heart jumped and skipped a beat
Walking down the lawn care accessories aisle, i got a glimpse of his eyeballs
I thought he shed a tear, i was wrong
It was a dramatic artificial rain, drizzled down on his face

{verse 1}
Yeah, i'm getting married, bitches just want me but they're oh so scary
You know i just want to watch that booty bounce, hope he takes me to his house
Yeah you know he look like a rat but that don't matter cause that booty fat
We in the plumbing aisle, cause i'm giving pipе cause he's fertilе
Yeah his name is ben, he only tickles me every now and then
Getting married in a home depot, but you know he suck me like a mosquito
You know i love remodeling, but i also love choking on that dick till i'm vomiting
And you know it's his balls i'll be fondling

{chorus}
The day has finally arrived, it was time to say i do, my heart jumped and skipped a beat
Walking down the lawn care accessories aisle, i got a glimpse of his eyeballs
I thought he shed a tear, i was wrong
It was a dramatic artificial rain, drizzled down on his face

{bridge}
What do you want me to say?
I now pronounce you husband and husband
Are you trying to

{verse 2}
My dicks in a chicken bake, getting married cause all these bitches fake
Take me to your semen lake, see how much dick i can take
Squeeze my balls till they pop, while i give you some bomb ass top
Record it all on your laptop, maybe we can even pound on your rooftop
Do a belly flop on my dick, make it bleed, then we breed, give me your seed
Make up for all the smut i read, smoke some weed, raise the speed, do the deed, anal beads
Stroke my cock, put it in a sock, put it in a chicken cause i'll fuck that too
Going in raw i ain't got no lube, could swallow my pubes, yeah bitch i ain't got no boobs
I really like men

{outro}
We met at the home depot