Remy Munasifi - It's Raining Men

{Intro}
„Another plane forced to make an emergency landing yesterday“
„The company is still requesting engineering exemptions“
„Boeing's annual incentive plan changed from rewarding quality and safety, to rewarding people hitting DEI and climate targets“

{Verse 1}
Welcome to Boeing, where we make earnings per share
And also, I guess, planes
Sir, I still have a concern about the safety of our procеss for the new-
Have you seen our nеw incentive pay?
Umm

Our new plane is fuel efficient
It's the Prius of the skies
And once we hit all of those ESG targets
We've got enough to worry about guys

Diluting our key priorities
Is problematic for safety (S-S-Safety)
Don't you think there might one day be consequences to this?
None that I can foresee (None that I can foresee)
Umm

{Chorus}
It's raining men!
That's a dude, yeah
It's raining men! A man!
Our passengers unlike our fuselage
Will be screwed under this plan!
Nah, it'll be fine

{Verse 2}
Things could not be any going worse
Umm, have you seen our diversity score? (D-D-Diversity)
Our executive team and door fastenings
Both have fewer nuts than before

If we reach our CO2 standards
I can buy that Panerai
(Ooh, I really like that one)
The only carbon plummeting
Is the body of that guy
Oh don't tell me it's happening again

{Chorus}
It's raining men!
Another dude, yeah
It's raining men! A man!
Like Jim Morrison's overdose
This is really bad for the doors, man
Somebody need a bailout?
No, yea, a little bit

{Outro}
That plane is on fire! (Noo)
It lit itself for Palestine (That's-)