Sailor Honeymoon - Cockroach

{Verse 1: Spoken}
So guys, I wanna tell you this thing that happened to me yesterday when I was getting home. I opened the door, and there was something in my house that I hadn't seen before and it just made really uncomfortable looking at it and I'm just wondering, do you guys know like; how can I get rid of a cockroach?

{Chorus}
Don't lock the front door
Kick him out the back door
Pitch him out the window
Crush him
Don't lock the front door
Kick him out the back door
Pitch him out the window
Flush him

{Verse 2: Spoken}
So I didn't exactly know how long he had been there but I was getting the feeling that he was staring at me and I really didn't like it. So I got some gloves and I got a bucket and, I don't know. Guys, we're all ladies here. Can anyone tell me how to get rid of a cockroach?

{Chorus}
Don't lock the front door
Kick him out the back door
Pitch him out the window
Crush him
Don't lock the front door
Kick him out the back door
Pitch him out the window
Flush him