Juno Songs - Sloprano Cover

Mi mi mi mi miiiiiiiii
I am the Great Mighty Poo
And I'm going to throw my s**t at you!
A huge supply of tish
Comes from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat you little t**t?

Hear my rectal rumblings
Send you tumbling to demise!
From this planet to Uranus
There are none who match my size!
S**t upon your face
My song of slop shall mesmerize!
Lord upon the loo
The Poo now claims you as his prize!

Ah-ah-ahhhhhhhh
Ahh-ahh-ahh...
Ah-ah-ahhhhhhhh
Ahh-ahh-ahh...
Ah-ah-ahhhhhhhh
Ah-ah-ah-ahh, ahh
Ahh-ahhh, ahh, ahh-

*COUGH SPUTTER COUGH COUGH*
Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in
Sweet corn is the only thing
That makes it through my rear
How do you think I keep this lovely grin?
Have some more caviar

Now the cavern crumbles
By my mighty invocation
Feel my crushing weight and mass
The fruits of defecation!
By the power vested
In my dung of arbitration
I'll split you in twain
Like an anal laceration!

Ah-ah-ahhhhhhhh
Ahh-ahh-ahh...
Ah-ah-ahhhhhhhh
Ahh-ahh-ahh...
Ah-ah-ahhhhhhhh
Ah-ah-ah-ahh, ahh
Ahh-ahhh, ahh, ahh-

*COUGH SPUTTER COUGH COUGH*
Now I'm really getting rather mad
You're like an wiggly-tiggly
S***y, little, tag nut!
When I've knocked you out with all my bab
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!

Conker: Your butt?
Poo: My butt!
Conker: Your butt!?
Poo: That's right my butt!
Conker: Urgh
Poo: My butt!
Conker: Eww!
Poo: My buuuuuutt!

I am the very model
Of a modern mound of excrescence
And yet of s**t like you
Dares stand against my eminence!
Puny little squirrels
Can't withstand my fecal armaments!
From my throne, my rule of stool
Shall bury you in excrement!

Ah-ah-ahhh
Ah-ahhh!
Ah-ah-ahhh
Ahh-ahhh!
Ahhh, ah-ah-ah-ahhh, ahhh!
*RETCH COUGH GAG COUGH CHOKE*

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I am the Great Mighty Poo
And I'm going to throw my s**t at you!
A huge supply of tish
Comes from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat you little t**t?

Fall now
You're snared in my trap!
There is no escape from all this crap!
My realm of constipation
Brings your extermination!
Eat my load of s**t
You little twit!

{Spoken}
Ah! you cursed squirrel! look what you've done. I'm Flushing! I'm Flushing! Oh, what a world. Who'd have thought a good little squirrel like you could have destroyed my beautiful clagginess
I'm going!
Aahh... No!
Ahhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Conker: Now that's what I call a bowel movement