/v/ the Musical - Don't Shitpost, I'm Scared: PC

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Oh, i guess it's my turn to choose a card
Let's see... hm... what is the greatest game in the world?

Hmmmm... that's a tricky one!

Skyrim? minecraft? underta-

No!

If only there was a way to learn more about videogames...

Yes, if only there was some way to talk about my favorite vidya

Wow, look!

I'm a /v/ user
I'm a shitposter type guy
Everything made out of baitfish and lies
I'd like to show ya
My shitty basement neet life
Inside my mind there is a digital wife

Oh, maybe you could help us answer this question
What is the greatest ga-
Derail
I'm a thread derailing guy
Checking my digits and the threads starts to die
I also pirate
Shitpost the rest of the time
Tell you to find sauce on an image you like

No it's easy to be
A fucking faggot like me
If you can do it all
Anonymously!

Wow! i'd like to be as cool as a /v/ user!

Actually, we already have a social netwo-

Great! great news! now, before we begin our journey, i just need to get some information from you
Where do you game? when is half life 3? whatcha been eatin'?

I play on xbone!
Coming soon!
Well, actually, i just had some-

Great news! now just a few more questions, and we'll be on our way!

Wait a second-
Whats your favorite shooter?
Do you like thicc or slim girls?
Do you have a
What is your battlestation?
Has anyone ever been so far-

Shut up!

Fucking normieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Welcome, to my cesspool game board
All real discussion is surely ignored

Wow! we're inside /v/!
Oh yeah, wow..... wow....... wow...... because of op

I don't get it, this is so gay!
To post about vidya, but you don't even play!

But its for (you)'s
Shitpost to get some more (you)'s
Bump your bait thread, so real post don't get viewed

But if he's a shitposter, then i'm one too! and i'll argue with you, so i can get some more (you)'s!
Oh wow how amazing, what the fuck you just said
But on this japanese board, what's in the threads?

Whats in the threa-

Hey good question, my humble normie
In the vidya board theres over 3 things to see!

Wow look e-celebs!
Vidya waifus!
Do a consolewar shitshow, hey this is fun!

Wow look a drawthread!
Vidya waifus!
Do a consolewar shitshow, masterace won!

Wow look a lol thread!
Vidya waifus!
Do a consolewar shitshow, bloodborne was fun!

Wow ps4 games!
Vidya waifus!
Do a console-tan tuesday, fappin' a ton!

Wow ps3 games!
Vidya waifus!
Do a consolewar shitshow, is sony done?

E3.......
Vidya waifus!
Do a consolewar shitshow, nothing is fun!

Nothing......
Vidya waifus!
Do a consolewar shitshow, nothing is fun!

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Dick!
Do a consolewar shitshow, nothing is fun!

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All posts should pertain to video games, their consoles, and video game culture. threads should remain on-topic and stay in theme with the board. don't post off-topic garbage

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Release Date: October 16, 2016

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Song Description

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"Don't Shitpost, I'm Scared: PC" is a humorous and satirical song from the perspective of a stereotypical /v/ user on an anonymous imageboard dedicated to video games. The lyrics showcase the chaotic and nonsensical nature of online discussions, with references to gaming culture, memes, and inside jokes. The song touches on topics such as shitposting, thread derailment, console wars, e-celebs, and waifus. The catchy and upbeat tune captures the essence of internet culture and the absurdity of online interactions. Overall, "Don't Shitpost, I'm Scared: PC" is a fun and entertaining musical exploration of the wild world of internet forums.

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/v/ the Musical, also known by various nicknames such as "The Singing /F/ags," "/v/irgins," "The /v/ Gees," and "/V/-Fags," is a musician who hails from the message board /v/ on the controversial website 4chan.

This elusive musician gained popularity within the online community for their humorous parodies of popular songs. Drawing inspiration from video games, memes, and internet culture, /v/ the Musical created a unique blend of music that resonated with fans of the message board.

Despite maintaining anonymity, /v/ the Musical's music quickly spread across the internet, garnering a dedicated following of fans who appreciated their clever lyrics and catchy tunes. The musician's ability to satirize popular songs while incorporating inside jokes from the /v/ community solidified their place as a beloved figure within the online world.

With a discography filled with witty parodies and original compositions, /v/ the Musical continues to entertain and engage listeners with their one-of-a-kind musical style. Though their true identity remains a mystery, the impact of their music on the online community is undeniable, cementing their status as a unique and influential force in the world of internet music.