Dojo Dog - CAKE

{Chorus}
I dick ride so hard you can glaze my face
Come and whisk around your batter
Put me in my place
Do- do you like this cake?
Don't just look at my whisk
Come and lick it all up
You're good at this stuff
You turn on my oven and bake my buns (Oh my lord)
If you know what I'm saying
Look, I'm parched, come and spray my face
Pop your bean of cocoa and oil up the base
So- so good, so tell me
Do- do you like this cake? (Mmm!)
Do you like this cake?
If you know what I'm saying

{Verse}
Come put that hen on these eggs
Cock-a-doodle-doo in my bed
We ain't in the kitchen but we bred
Before you got your sausage and spread
That shiny butter on my buns
Roast these patties out in the sun
You got your bunch all undone on my arched back
Spit out your suns
If it's rain, get me under your weather
Not a tsunami could get me wetter
Talk about the peter
Spice up the pepper
Who, what, when, I don't care where ever
However you do it
Just pick a side
Front or the back, the slip and slide
Go head first, go scuba dive
You'll scream ah-ha! (Ah-ha, ah-ha)
When your rocket rides
Personal chef, what's for desert tonight?
Do you have the recipe for a creampie?
If you're Turkish that's a Delight
The BBC can be Bitesize
Can you whip your cream all over my sundae?
Sit on your lap on Saturday (All day)
Friday is my payday so I'll call you up when I'm thirstay
When the oven dings it's still not done
Wait 'til it's black, call it History Month
It needs more carbon than a Victorian child
Burning their coal, smelling really vile
Baking, not make-up
Shaking when I stand up
Flaking like an old man's skin when it dries up

{Bridge}
I'm hard 'cause were second base
I'm not scared to catch a case
I'm not trans but you like the chase
Come for this cake
(Cum on my face)

{Chorus}
I dick ride so hard you can glaze my face
Come and whisk around your batter
Put me in my place
Do- do you like this cake?
Don't just look at my whisk
Come and lick it all up
You're good at this stuff (Do you like this cake?)
You turn on my oven and bake my buns (Oh my lord)
If you know what I'm saying
Look, I'm parched, come and spray my face (Spray my face)
Come and pop your bean of cocoa and oil up the base (Spray, spray)
So- so good, so tell me (Do you like this cake?)
Do- do you like this cake? (Do you like this cake?, glaze, glaze, mmm!)
Do you like this cake?
If you know what I'm saying