Episode One - Would You Eat My Spaghetti?
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Oh prince of darkness, I heard you played varsity football at Scholomance
I bet all the cheerleaders at black magic school wanted to dance
But did you let ‘em?
I heard the football team was pretty bad, sorry for your losses
I’d ask you to marry me in a church but I know how you hate crosses
Would you eat my spaghetti if I don’t use garlic?
I know you like to fly, do you get carsick?
I don’t care if I can’t see myself in the mirror
Your dark dark coffin helps me see a little clearer
If we go camping would you bite me by the lake?
Would you be offended if I prop our tent with stakes?
I can adjust to your schedule, I used to work nights
I promise I don’t bite
Now if someone asks about my neck I’ll say it’s mosquitos Picture us in Transylvania sharing Romanian burritos
Would you eat my spaghetti if I don’t use garlic?
I know you like to fly, do you get carsick?
No, I don’t care if I can’t see myself in the mirror
Your dark dark coffin helps me see a little clearer
I bet all the cheerleaders at black magic school wanted to dance
But did you let ‘em?
I heard the football team was pretty bad, sorry for your losses
I’d ask you to marry me in a church but I know how you hate crosses
Would you eat my spaghetti if I don’t use garlic?
I know you like to fly, do you get carsick?
I don’t care if I can’t see myself in the mirror
Your dark dark coffin helps me see a little clearer
If we go camping would you bite me by the lake?
Would you be offended if I prop our tent with stakes?
I can adjust to your schedule, I used to work nights
I promise I don’t bite
Now if someone asks about my neck I’ll say it’s mosquitos Picture us in Transylvania sharing Romanian burritos
Would you eat my spaghetti if I don’t use garlic?
I know you like to fly, do you get carsick?
No, I don’t care if I can’t see myself in the mirror
Your dark dark coffin helps me see a little clearer