Episode One - Burger or Plum
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I don’t need napkins, I don’t need a thing
Just some big old beer, Chicken a la king
Some pigs in a blanket with a little bit of zing
And I couldn’t say no to a couple chicken wings
Mozzarella sticks rolled in old bread crumbs
I know it ain’t healthy even though I’m dumb
Wanna find a log and sit there on my bum
Take a big bite and scream yum yum yum
I could be smart if I wasn’t so dumb
I like eating food because food is fun
I’m going cross eyed while I’m sucking my thumb
If it’s a Burger or a plum, I’m screaming yum yum yum
Been down on my luck can’t catch a break
But at least I’ll always have salisbury steak
Got a beautiful woman that’s my Amore
But she don’t compare to chicken cacciatore
I could be smart if I wasn’t so dumb
I like eating food because food is fun
I’m going cross eyed while I’m sucking my thumb
If it’s a Burger or a plum, I’m screaming yum yum yum
Just some big old beer, Chicken a la king
Some pigs in a blanket with a little bit of zing
And I couldn’t say no to a couple chicken wings
Mozzarella sticks rolled in old bread crumbs
I know it ain’t healthy even though I’m dumb
Wanna find a log and sit there on my bum
Take a big bite and scream yum yum yum
I could be smart if I wasn’t so dumb
I like eating food because food is fun
I’m going cross eyed while I’m sucking my thumb
If it’s a Burger or a plum, I’m screaming yum yum yum
Been down on my luck can’t catch a break
But at least I’ll always have salisbury steak
Got a beautiful woman that’s my Amore
But she don’t compare to chicken cacciatore
I could be smart if I wasn’t so dumb
I like eating food because food is fun
I’m going cross eyed while I’m sucking my thumb
If it’s a Burger or a plum, I’m screaming yum yum yum
