Jayne County - Xerox That Man

I met him one day at the water cooler
He asked me to go riding on his motor scooter
I knew right away that he was a real cool guy
He told me that my shorthand was getting much better
He said he liked the way I used my typewriter
We had a cup of coffee and a piece of pecan pie
He's tall and handsome, neat and clean
He wrote me a poem on the telex machine
He told mе his name was Seymour Hardy
I hope that hе takes me to an office party
Xerox, Xerox, Xerox that man
Make me a hundred copies if you can
Xerox, Xerox, Xerox that man
I'm a secretary and he's my boss of a man
He told me one day he would take me flying
To Paris or Rome for some endless buying
Experience the finer things in life
He told me that there'd never, ever be another
And that one day he'd take me home to meet his mother.m
And that one day he may divorce his wife
He's six foot two, eyes of blue
Caviar and champagne too
Disco dancing, spending cash
He taught me how to monster mash
Xerox, Xerox, Xerox that man
Make me a hundred copies if you can
Xerox, Xerox, Xerox that man
I'm a secretary and he's my boss of a man
Alright
Oh, Miss Reynolds
Yes Mr Hardy
Miss Reynolds could you come into my office please for some er, dictation
Right away Mr Hardy
He's tall and handsome, neat and clean
He wrote me a poem on the telex machine
He told me that his name was Seymour Hardy
I hope that he takes me to an office party
Xerox, Xerox, Xerox that man
Make me a hundred copies if you can
Xerox, Xerox, Xerox that man
I'm a secretary and he's my boss of a man
Xerox, Xerox, Xerox that man
Make me a thousand copies if you can
Xerox, Xerox, Xerox that man
A million copies