ORANGE (Band) - St Awesome part 2

One night in the sleepy town of Boise, Idaho
On a night exactly like this one
Some freaky shit was going down at the lab
Where a team of evil scientists
Had followed the code of the wizard
Were genetically creating evasive super-lizards
To destroy the realm of Earth
They would call these creatures dinosaurs

(?...) and all of Boise was in grave danger
Of becoming a helping in its next meal
(?...) St Awesome, ahead of these petals blowing in the wind

The villagers had prayed
And just in nick of time, St Awesome has appeared
St Awesome took a deep breath as he prepared for the biggest battle of his life
St Awesome zoomed around the world
Like Santa on his midnight super-sleigh
Destroying every dinosaur that was on the naughty list
St Awesome had done it again
He had saved the world

But wait, what was that noise?
It was the evil wizard, con una venganza!
Which means "back with a vengeance" in English
The wizard shot at St Awesome with the power of a thousand angry Koreans
St Awesome was down for the count
The wizard stood over him like a shadow
But just in the nick of time
The wizard had to take the biggest shit of his life
Diarrhea exploded all over Boise
There was shit everywhere

St Awesome took this opportunity to strike
And throw a grenade in his asshole

The Earth stood still
This was the end of the evil wizard

(Damn you, St Awesome! Damn you!)
Yet again, peace was restored to Earth
And all was good in the universe yet again
What happened to St Awesome now?
Well my friends, only the third album will tell