Baconisyummy - Pumpkin Man

{intro: baconisyummy}
Bacon want some more gentleman

{chorus: baconisyummy}
Heavy is the head that wears the pumpkin
Heavy is the head that wears the pumpkin
Heavy is the head that wears the pumpkin
Heavy is the head that wears the pumpkin
Heavy is the head that wears the pumpkin
Heavy is the head that wears the pumpkin
Heavy is the head that wears the pumpkin
Heavy is the head that wеars the pumpkin
Heavy is the hеad that wears the pumpkin
Heavy is the head that wears the

{verse 1: baconisyummy}
Pumpkin, shut up and let me tell you something
One night i was desperate had nothing
Even though i was dark i still went hunting
And weaved through the trees like paul bunyan
For some steak i could maybe put on my plate
And from the corner of my eye i spot a very strange shape
A man with a pumpkin for a head, his wrath i could not escape
I looked him in the eye as he pulled out his blade
As he pulled out his sword, i pulled out mine
Made it clear i wasn’t backing down this time
We clashed like v1 and minos prime
Let me tell you it was the battle of a lifetime
In the end i won, sliced and diced him like celery
Afterwords i looked at the pumpkin he wore, not gonna lie it enticed me
I put it on my head, didn’t care it was dicey
My worst decision to date, the consequences were pricey

{chorus: baconisyummy}
Heavy is the head that wears the pumpkin
Heavy is the head that wears the pumpkin
Heavy is the head that wears the pumpkin
Heavy is the head that wears the pumpkin
Heavy is the head that wears the pumpkin
Heavy is the head that wears the pumpkin
Heavy is the head that wears the pumpkin
Heavy is the head that wears the pumpkin
Heavy is the head that wears the pumpkin
Heavy is the head that wears the pumpkin

{verse 2: casual nds}
I was the first, i put on the head
Y’all already know that i went to bed
I got tired and then i slept
Then i went, uh, freeman
I know that my name is valid
Oh wait no i’m dj khaled
My name’s drake, not a rake, ash is
Ketchup, mustard, wendy’s, cheeseburgers
Y’all know i get double quarter pounder with fries
I like

{laughter}
No, no, stop, stop, stop, stop
Oh, uh, okay, uh
My name is nds and i went to

{more laughter}

{bridge: jerry seinfeld}
Ya like jazz?

{verse 3: unhingedale}
The pumpkin man, he’s something man
He’s watching when you’re dumping man
And he’s watching when you’re cumming man
That last part made him sound like santa claus
Did i mention that ben is into stuff with claws
I got the group chat’s mom’s taking off their bras
This verse is unhinged, i’ll be finishing it with some hee-hee-hee-haws
This song is bad but it’s not as bad as logic
This shit is nagasaki, it’s atomic
I got nine wives and they’re all exotic
But hold up i should get back on topic
I killed the pumpkin man that’s all there is to say
But despite popular theory it’s not cause he was gay
I killed him just to ruin bobby’s day
Just like that one time i made him call me daddy

{outro: tts}
The pumpkin man remains buried in his tomb
The pumpkin man remains buried in his tomb
The pumpkin man remains buried in his tomb
The pumpkin man remains buried in his tomb
The pumpkin man remains buried in his tomb
The pump-