FoxWithGuns - Names for Frogs

{Intro}
(That sounds like a lot of responsibility!)
(Yeah, having a pet is gonna be hard.)
(Did you say you were getting a pet!?)
(Uh- Yeah, I'm getting a frog.)
(You're getting a FROG!? Say whaaaat!?)

Names for frogs
Names for frogs
Names for frogs
Names for frogs
Names for frogs
Names for frogs
Names for frogs
Names

{Verse 1}
So I heard that you're getting a frog
But you don't know how to name it and you're scared you'll get it wrong
So I made this list, if you listen you will see
Got a brand new frog and a new dictionary
It goes:

Johnny Froggy, Pal Capone
Billy, Bobby, Danger Zone
Not Worm, Apple Juice
Bada Bing and Bada Boom
Froggenheimer, King George
Dracula and Gaylord
Theodore, Abraham
Blackjack and Mammajam

{Chorus}
Here is a list of names for frogs
Just clap your hands and sing along
Comprehensive; from A-Z
Just clap your hands and sing with me

{Verse 2}
Jaden, Kaden, Macklemore
Beetlejuice and John, for sure
Froggo Picasso, and Mar-a-Lago, Mr. Dinosaur
Peter, Jack, and Wilbur Wright
Mario and Jesus Christ
Xavier, Bender, Alvin, Dave
Kai and Cole and Zane and Jay!

{Verse 3}
So I heard that you still can't choose
You're making it tough, but I'll still help you
So just listen real close, and you will hear
A list of bomb, baller names for you, my dear
What's up?

I don't know how to tie my shoe
But I can name a frog for you
There's not much of use I can do
But I can name those frogs

{Chorus}
Here is a list of names for frogs
Just clap your hands and sing along
Comprehensive; from A-Z
Just clap your hands and sing with me

{Verse 4}
Harvard, Kent, Vanderbilt
Clinton, Reagan, Roosevelt
Alejandro, Chevrolet
Superman and Charlie Day
Elmo!
Beelzebub
Iliad and Lion Cub
Yoko Ono, Oingo Boingo
Up and Quentin Tarantino!

{Reprise}
I don't know how to tie my shoe
But I can name a frog for you
There's not much of use I can do
But I can name that frog for you
Anthony, Charles, and Ramone
The coolest frogs I'll ever know
There's not much of use I can do
But I can name some frogs for you

{Outro}
Names for frogs
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(Hey, my frog's a girl and the only girl name you said was the full name of John Lennon's wife...)
(Wh- They're making girl frogs now!?)