Baconisyummy - Legshot

{Intro: Baconisyummy, Unhingedale and Drip Tarts}

Why the fuck would you have to open a door to close
Yo pierre you wanna come out here
This one goes out to you Wyatt
No don't leave
Drip tarts made this one on the toilet
I want you to hear this

{Verse 1: Baconisyummy}

Like my sandwich meat you’re another lamb to the slaughter
I will kill your wife, son, and infant daughter
I know this may seem weird and I know it may seem silly
But at least I do not have a girlfriend named Lilli
Enough about you let’s talk about Bobby
Such an easy target I feel so sorry
Bobby’s incapable of acting like an adult
And to top it off he thinks “no bitches” is an insult
In terms of bitches I may have none
But atlеast I don’t go begging on Snapchat to get some
Plеase Bobby, don’t get mad
I wouldn’t want to piss off someone with two dads
That’s not an insult on your mother, she’s a kind lady
That’s an insult on the fact you called Wyatt daddy

{Bridge: Unhingedale and Baconisyummy}

Wyatt's here to get a plaque
On his own diss track
Cause he needs to give bobby a little smack
By the time you hear the next shot
The funk will be within you

{Verse 3: Unhingedale and Baconisyummy}

Bobby you're a clown with a capital L
I've seen shit with a better smell
Don't want to be rude but I gotta say
Your dick looks like a paer plate
You're super ugly and that's the truth
You're only girl turned to a dude
You can't pull bitches and I have proof
Just ask Dante he knows the truth (correct)
You may say "no bitches" you may say "no hoes"
But atleast my dad doesn't go to fucking lowe's
You love to be a 40s guy
Does that mean you like when all the jews died
Everyone brings something of value to the table

{Outro: Baconisyummy}
I'm just playin Bobby, you know I love you
Can't say the same for Lilli though
Haha