TISM - The Power of Beauty

{Verse 1}
Playing tennis is best for a woman's body
There's the cute little dress
Girls, no other hobby seems to really impress
Swimmers get shoulders
Netballers will undress thighs like boulders
Hockey players lose the shoulder's gentle slope that men most choose
Women cricketers are blokes
Women tell jokes, not generally successful
Protesting I note, they're harsh and stressful

{Verse 2}
But the girl who is nice, irrespective of lust
The friendship for life, not curve of the bust
To sleep with her seems, not desire but duty
We all suffer, this means, from the power of beauty