Big Lettuce - Olestra

{Intro}
Had to pause Family Matters real quick, you know, lay this shit down
Eddie Winslow in the middle of some nonsense with Waldo
You know the vibs

{Verse 1}
Size 7 on the pinky
Who’s your friend,shorty? Link me
Still at it
No kids, but I'm still daddy
No tricks but I'm still magic
Not sick but you still catch it
No clicks, you still tragic
No burgers, we still smashing
Done with my dick but she still had it
Get it popping like pill addicts
Blaze a 50, this Stillmatic
Crazy fit me, I'm still batshit
Don't stress, I'm chillaxin
Won first place in the Keep It Real Pageant
Said no tricks silly rabbit
Lying on my name is a filthy habit
Bob Saget, Aristocratic
Cam'ron, Jimmy, I'm Diplomatic
E40, Automatic, Systematic
This is that shit

{Chorus}
I ate
I scraped the fuckin plate
I ate
I ain't have the time to wait
I ate
Her ass on the first date
She say she in heaven
Baby meet me at the gate
I'm running through it
Is you shitting me?
I'm running through it
Is you shitting me?
I'm running through it
Is you shitting me?
I'm running through it
Is you shitting me?
I'm running through it
Is you shitting me?
I'm running through it
Is you shitting me?
I'm running through it
Is you shitting me?
I'm running through it
Is you shitting me?

{Refrain}
She call me up, she spill her guts
Then I come over and fill em up

{Verse 2}
Keep it organic
Laidback, I need more hammocks
Chill now, nah don't panic
Pickled onions on the smoked salmon
Fashion killa, you a casualty
And this is just jeans and a casual tee
What's the matter with me?
Dipping like I got a bladder disease
She wanna chill badly
I said no but she still asking
You know what that mean
She want a booster, ain't talkin the vaccine
She want me take her where my weed and my couch be
She wanna park her pussy right where my mouth be
Now she getting all pouty
Telling me that she can't live without me
Shit, what would you do next?
Party between her legs, that's Tulip Fest
Pussy got me in a Voodoo hex
I was tryna keep it simple stupid
But we got it popping like a pimple stupid
Cuz my swaggy on a hundred million
Big Lettuce, no cabbage, no Rumpelstiltskin

{Chorus}
I ate
I scraped the fuckin plate
I ate
I ain't have the time to wait
I ate
Her ass on the first date
She say she in heaven
Baby meet me at the gate
I'm running through it
Is you shitting me?
I'm running through it
Is you shitting me?
I'm running through it
Is you shitting me?
I'm running through it
Is you shitting me?
I'm running through it
Is you shitting me?
I'm running through it
Is you shitting me?
I'm running through it
Is you shitting me?
I'm running through it
Is you shitting me?

{Refrain}
She call me up, she spill her guts
Then I come over and fill em up