Legend57 - Garten of Banban vs Preston's Hourglass. Epic Rap Battles: Video Games

{verse 1: banban}
Inside the biggest facility in quebec
Lies a hidden conspiracy inbetween life and death
Let me have a taste of your pancreas, preston
I'm not in the garten, but i'll still teach you a lesson

{verse 2: mystery rapper :o}
The truth "stings", preston; your game fucking sucks
You're just a jelly loser tryna make some extra bucks
You think that you're a savior? standing so tall?
Twist, turn, strech and suck on my fucking balls

{verse 3: jumbo josh}
I'm big, green, and angry; the hulk, but more deadly
When your dogshit gets more than 5 players, come and tell me
Step into thе ring, it'll be over soon, mate
Bеcause a loathe your loser ass more than that fucking bird that i hate

{intermission: opila bird & dashie josh}
That fucking bird that i hate
That fucking bird that i hate
That fucking bird that i hate
Wha--?

{verse 4: opila bird}
Haven't you heard, bitch? the bird is the word!
Your buggy shit is worthless put against my puzzles, nerd
You made it this far, but don't push your luck
My eyes pierce your soul, yours are reddit as fuck!

{bridge: preston}
Sorry little kids, i'm a killer clown today
I guess you could say bullets are gonna spray
(shit)

{verse 5: preston from preston's hourglass}
When am i gonna get some fucking respect?
It's preston, pimp smacking indie dreck on the reg
I'm erect, i'm the best; the next big hit to freshen shit up
Your mess left things sucking, now i'm picking it up
You're hungry as fuck, your gluttony is clearer than day
Always needing more polygons and terrible games (hahahahaha!)
Your jokes make me carsick
I'm running trains on banbaleena with choo choo charles, bitch
Hunting you like ducks while you race against the clock (zoom!)
I'll beam your stupid drones like it's fucking black ops 2 (oooh!)
I'm addicted to rapping
Time is a circle flatter than your stupid voice acting
You stole from me, drop the damn act
Give me my fucking hourglass back!

{intermission 2: preston's hourglass from preston & jumbo josh}
Oh, really? i'm the asshole?
No, i don't give a fuck about you
I need my hourglass back...
From banban!

{bridge: banban}
No need to be crass!
You were saying this was your hourglass?
If you're wanting this back
We'll have to see if you can take on the flak

{verse 6: banban & mystery rapper}
Rap battles have fallen. billions must rhyme
Mascot horror is dead, we need to go back in time
I'm taking this battle over, back up or scram!
I understand

{verse 7: preston's hourglass}
Game jam grand slam: got a couple hundred bands
Upper hand, cunning plans; you're in preston's wonderland
Shut your mouth banban, drop the mic and the fork
Preston's going global, from cali to new york

{verse 8: the terminator & banban}
Hey, guys! i know that i won't "be back later"
This is the final stand of the terminator
Well, if you're going to interrupt like that
I'll just travel back in time to when you couldn't flipping rap

{intermission 3: terminator}
Noooo!!
Fuck is that?
Hey guys, i said that i would be back later
You are ab--

{intermission 4: banban, hourglass preston & gta from hell}
I'm tired of this
Banban crew, sick 'em!
What the hell?
Who are you?
Fuck you!

{verse 9: evil michael, evil franklin & terrifying trevor}
Well, well, well, what do we have here?
Two pathetic games trying to spread fear
Not talking my suicide, but i'll show you "the ropes"
Damn, banban, back again with the shitty tropes
When you see us, it's already too late
Because my phone will quick--
Gta from hell; three demonic gangstas
Selling your soul to satan so you'll serve us forever

{verse 10: banban & prestonglass}
Well... that escalated quickly!
This one's for the fans! (fuck him up, banban!)
Hit me with your disses but i do not think you can, man
All my rhymes hit harder than some punches to the gut
I'll make you beg for more, like you're a fucking slut
Speaking of which, how's your wife doing, preston?
She's gone, but yours is giving me extra lessons
I'll use the hourglass to lock us in time
Banban, just get a job

{verse 11: the terminator}
After everything i've seen, if there's one thing that i've learned
Change is the only constant in the universe
Banban, i'm sorry for the interruption, dude
Don't think that i did that intentionally just to diss you
Preston, i'm sure your game will blow up, your raps were phat
But you need to work on your active listening skills and eye contact
I'll sacrifice myself to put an end to all this prattle
Hasta la vister, bitches, thank you all for the great battles!

{verse 12: stacker}
Which fucking cracker wanna step to stacker?
If your hoes get near me, then bitch, i'mma smack her
All you other fuckers can suck on my square dick
Out here, lookin' like a huge "stack" of shit
I rack guns, no cap guns, i """""stack"""" bitches
All you fuckers is lame son, ya get none
I got everything and i did it on the cheap
Your girl is the best, i couldn't get any sleep

{outro: granny, adin ross, keemstar, x-man}
(?...)
Ayo, you're in trouble
Why?
That crypto shit
My movie came out in 200 (daaa--)