Paul Cauthen - 25 Tequilas

{Verse 1}
Well, I walked in the bar with my mind on
I don't know what my mind was on when I walked in the bar
I was goin' for it, and I was goin' hard
Double vision, double fistin', double trouble on a mission

{Verse 2}
I was messed up
Slurrin' an a stumbling, blurrin' an a blumbling
Tanked like Hank
Gawd dang, I'm a hurtin' today
But you won't hear me complain

{Chorus}
Musta had about 25 Tequilas
25 Tequilas
Judgin' by the way I'm feelin'
I damn sure had a good time

{Verse 3}
Well, I started with the good stuff, ended with the good enough
Wound up getting buck wild
Yeah, shoulda coulda woulda, but I done what I dida
And I put myself in timeout

{Verse 4}
We was drinkin' in the mornin', 'cause the morning's when you drink
If you're plannin' on drinkin' all day
And I lost count around seven or eight
But all of my friеnds say

{Chorus}
Musta had about 25 Tequilas
25 Tequilas
Judgin' by the way I'm feelin'
I damn surе had a good time

{Post Chorus}
I'm talking 'bout 25 Tequilas
That'll leave you with amnesia
If I tell you one thing that nobody needa
That's 25 tequilas

{Verse 5}
Riazul, Don Julio, shot of Patron
Hell yeah, let's go
Take one neat, maybe on the rocks
Add a little lime, add a little salt

{Chorus}
Musta had about 25 Tequilas
25 Tequilas
Judgin' by the way I'm feelin'
I damn sure had a good time

{Post Chorus}
I'm talking 'bout 25 Tequilas
That'll leave you with amnesia
If I tell you one thing that nobody needa
That's 25 tequilas

{Outro}
Tequila
Tequila
Tequila