R.J. Roze - Texas Homosexuals Pt. 3

{Intro}
This is Doctor Jiggle Wiggle
This is Doctor Jiggle Wiggle
Doctor Jiggle Wiggle
Doctor Jiggle Wiggle
Welcome to the General Hospital
Did you wanna check up
For some motherfucking AIDs?

{Verse 1}
Brucey Wucey said yeah I think I have an STD
I had sex with another cowboy last night
And then I got worried that I mighta caught somethin
From these homosexual relations
Jiggle Wiggle put the motherfuckin glove on
Then he said "Imma need to dig up yo ass!"
To get some fuckin samples for some mothafuckin tests
Then he shoved his hands up there (Ohh!)
He shoved his hands up there (Ohh, that felt good!)
He took out an organ and put it in the cooler
Then he took it to another room, he's such a boober!
I'm so fuckin worried bout what I might have
If the tests positive, I'll never have sex again!

{Verse 2}
Wiggle Jiggle came back in the room with a piece of paper
Then he showed it to the Texas cowboy
Cowboy, yee-haw!
Then he said you test positive for bout every motherfuckin thing
But STDs ain't mothafuckin it
Sexy cowboy said "What the fuck do I have!?"
Wiggle jiggle diggle biggle
Iggle iggle iggle iggle
He said "You have testicular cancer, cancer"
"You're gonna fuckin die! Youre' gonna fuckin die"
"And these STDs are gonna speed up the death"
"Speed up the death"
And this is why you don't have sex with Texas cowboys
Yeehaw!

{Verse 3}
I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die
I didn't even get to have sex with Ezekiel Elliot
Dameon Pierce, Davis Mills
None of them mothafuckas
I just wanna put my penis in them
One fuckin time
One fuckin time like a make-a-wish kid
But unfortunately I'm bout 37 years old
Years old, yee-haw, yee-haw!
I'm gonna ride my horse one last time
Before I fuckin die