R.J. Roze - Texas Homosexuals Pt. 2

{Intro}
The cowboys are cumming
The cowboys are cumming
The cowboys are cumming
The cowboys are cumming
Welcome to Texas
You can't abort no fuckin babies here

{Verse 1}
I went to AT&T Stadium and jacked off to Dak Prescott
Then I got kicked out the stadium
Then I went down to Houston
Then I jacked off to Davis Mills
And he threw four pick-six interceptions
And the Texans lost the game
And so then I slapped my dick across his face
Cuz I was so fucking mad
That my favorite team lost their game

{Verse 2}
Got kicked out of NRG for the 47th time this week
So thеn I went to the horse stablеs
Cuz I knew there'd be a lot of hot cowboys there
Then I went in and said "Yee-Haw!"
"Will you ride me like you ride your horsies?"
I asked to the fattest motherfucker in the room
And then he pulled down my cowboy pants
And said "Yee-Haw! Put your yee-haw inside me!"
Cowboy sex in Texas, Yee-Haw!
It's the greatest motherfuckin thing alive
He rode me like a horse all fuckin night
Even the sheriff joined in at three in the morning for a threesome!

{Verse 3}
At around seven o' clock the next morning
After about four dozen packs of beer
And a bunch of .44's being shot in the air
And the bullets rained down as the cowboy said
"I'm bout to cum, oh shit, yeah!"