Wesda - Bunnings Snag In My Butt

{Verse 1: Wesda}
I got a couple of Bunnings sausages in my butt
That's a DIY pleasure for barely seven bucks
Sprayin’ WD-40 to get 'em unstuck
I bought some earmuffs, I was screaming so much
I bought an ethernet cable and outdoor dining table
I built a tiny baby cradle, gave it nice staples
I bought some methylated spirits but didn't read the label
I drank the whole thing, I didn’t know it would be fatal
I think I'm gonna DIY a wife-satisfier
I made a dildo out of fire lighters and chicken wire
Satisfy her when I'm soft, very low cost
Too bad she took the thing and ran off
I was gonna buy the pliers down at Mitre 10
'Cause their price was pretty close to what I wanna spend
But I went to Bunnings with the catalogue in hand
They beat that (?...) by 10%
Remember the dogs from Home Hardware
They couldn't DIY a simple armchair
They couldn't even keep the (?...) alive
They've got more DUIs than DIYs

{Chorus: Wesda}
Bunnings snag in my butt at Bunnings Warehouse
Been in there so long, I'm tryna get ’em out
Bunnings snag in my butt at Bunnings Warehouse
My tradies know what I’m talkin' ’bout
Bunnings snag in my butt at Bunnings Warehouse
Been in there so long, I'm tryna get 'em out
Bunnings snag in my butt at Bunnings Warehouse
My tradies know what I'm talkin’ 'bout

{Verse 2: RickToons}
Oi, get your green apron on, make sure it covers the, umm
It's a snag get snags when the line is just way too long
Got the biggest toolset
Munted in the club? You bet
You've got the biggest drip? I'll beat it by 10%
Tradies gettin' zany, yeah the sheilas (?...)
Watch me over, yeah yeah, yeah she be fallin' over
Scared of our mates, head into The Crown and get wasted
'Cause we got some extra money when we get our stuff at Bunnings

{Chorus: Wesda}
Bunnings snag in my butt at Bunnings Warehouse
Been in there so long, I'm tryna get 'em out
Bunnings snag in my butt at Bunnings Warehouse
My tradies know what I'm talkin' 'bout
Bunnings snag in my butt at Bunnings Warehouse
Been in there so long, I'm tryna get 'em out
Bunnings snag in my butt at Bunnings Warehouse
My tradies know what I'm talkin' 'bout