Wesda - Canberra Sucks!

{Intro: Wesda, Jack Karlson}
Gentlmen, this is democracy manifest
Son of a gun

{Hook: Wesda}
Canberra sucks so fuckin' much
Canberra sucks so fuckin' much
Canberra sucks so fuckin' much
Canberra sucks so fuckin' much

{Verse 1: Wesda}
They say "end the coward punch"
What if I'm in Canberra but?
I wanna punch and thump someone
Too bad there's nowhere to get drunk
I hate all the clubs so I get pissed up in Questacon
I've seen better nightlife on the shitty side of Wollongong
I walked into parliament, they voted bipartisan
Canberra sucks; no argument
I'll suffer my martyrdom
Round and round a roundabout
Sleepin' on a random's couch
Canberra's rent so high the PM's landlord wants to kick him out
Governor-general probably warmin' up those dismissal powers
I've been countin' down the hours 'til those Braddon folk take showers

{Hook: Wesda}
Canberra sucks so fuckin' much
Canberra sucks so fuckin' much
Canberra sucks so fuckin' much
Canberra sucks so fuckin' much

{Verse 2: Elliott Sargent}
Canberra sucks so fuckin' much
Canberra sucks so fuckin' much
Canberra fucks? Nah man it sucks
Canberra sucks so fuckin' much
Questacon? A snoozefest of one
The only reason Canberra's capital is just so unoriginal
Sydney and Melbourne, they both wanted to be top
So they built Canberra in the middle just so they would stop
And speaking of stops, a pit stop is what it is
"Oh, I'm just outside of Woden, I might stop for a piss" (Pit stop)
I'd rather spend three weeks in the Wagga Wagga streets than three hours in a hotel in Canberra, ACT
Been to Sydney twice, yeah, and Melbourne once
If I ranked all the cities, they'd be ace and Canberra's dunce
Everyone has been to Canberra once before
That's because it's the place of school trips galore, like
"C'mon kids, let's go to Telstra tower right now"
Oh look, I've got a high signal, wow
The parliament was so mid-tier with their house that they built a second one and moved right out
And before I go, here's some tips to survive
Ha, just kidding, nobody's left Canberra alive (Wow)

{Hook: Elliott Sargent, Wesda}
Canberra sucks so fuckin' much
Canberra sucks so fuckin' much
Canberra fucks? Nah man it sucks
Canberra sucks so fuckin' much
Canberra sucks so fuckin' much
Canberra sucks so fuckin' much
Canberra sucks so fuckin' much
Canberra sucks so fuckin' much