Wesda - V/LIne

{Chorus}
I just pulled up in that V-Line train
Went to Riddells Creek, Gisborne, Kyneton
Straight to Castlemaine
Wesda never take a plane
Pull up at the train station with my bike chain
Now I'm sittin' on a cum stain

{Verse 1}
I just kissed you crush on the V/Line
I'm about to bust on the V/Line
I just went to Bendigo (Fuck)
I just went to Shepp
I just went to Warrnambool (Fuck)
I just went to Shepp
I just went to Seymour (Fuck)
Everywhere except Kilmore and Elmore (Fuck)
Wangaratta rep
I just took a coach to your hometown
I just took your girl out to Camperdown
I really got to know her on the train to Euroa
But we went too fast through Wallan, then I had to go and throw up
The conductor checked my Myki but the scanner must've failed
Got kicked off the train in Sale on the way to Bairnsdale
So I caught the train the other way and headed back to Melbourne
But I got drunk, fell asleep, and shit, I ended up in Melton
A kid got stabbed in Broadford
So the train delayed in Tallarook
V/Line paid up for that taxi, drove me back to Donnybrook

{Chorus}
I just pulled up in that V-Line train
Went to Riddells Creek, Gisborne, Kyneton
Straight to Castlemaine
Wesda never take a plane
Pull up at the train station with my bike chain
Now I'm sittin' on a cum stain