Rook Falco - Oh King of Edible Leaves, His Majesty The Spinach

{intro}
"you're not good enough for me"
I lied to try to push you out
Now i can’t get all that back into my mouth
Yeah meat is murder, but morrissey’s a clown
Oh heaven knows i am miserable now

Got what i wanted, now you don’t want me around
Put on the bends and it’s breaking me down
I think i’m finding out i like how it sounds
Oh texas girl, it’s my funeral now (achoo!)

{chorus}
Oh i just love the kind of woman who will make me eat my vegetables
I’m showing a reaction, baby
It’s chemical
Oh i just love the kind of woman who will make me feel expendable
I don’t mind at all, i don’t mind at all
That’s right

{verse}
Oh, i guess i never wanted anyone to know
I’m a miserable little pile of secrets
I’ll give you one if you swear you can’t keep it
My face is blue cause her thumb is green
Insult to injury, do you get what i mean
I tear myself apart, my allergies start
My therapist will tell me i should listen to my heart
But i can’t hear because it’s too dark

{chorus}
Oh i just love the kind of woman who will make me eat my vegetables
My friends will say that i will hate (huh!)
I’m growing me a garden, baby
It’s kinda cool
Myself to the grave, myself to the grave (woo!)
Oh i just love the kind of woman who will make me feel forgettable
My friends will say that i will hate (make me feel forgettable)
I don’t mind at all, i don’t mind at all
I might (myself to the grave, myself to the grave)