Couch Slut - Carpet Farmer

That man you brought here last night
Said he was "Looking for James"
That guy that was here last night
Scared the living shit out of me

I see him in the kitchen
I see him hiding in a tree
I found them all in the kitchen
I've seen them looking up at me

I think I got one
I think I got one

I've seen him running up the stairs all hours
I know what you're doing in there and
I'll break your legs you try that again, fucker

Evil satan
Burnt offering
Carpet farming
Trash in the sheets