Wesda - Tradie Rap

{intro: wesda}
What time are we startin' up tomorrow?
They sign the quote yet?
Yeah, fuckin' oath
Oi, come pick me up, i lost my licence
Oi, let's go
Yeah

{chorus: wesda}
Tradie, tradie, tradie, datin' highschool ladies (how ya goin'?)
The boys in the hilux and we're chuckin' mainies ('lux, sr5)
Overtake your triton on at least 180 (see ya later)
Zinger box, i dip my chips in sauce and gravy (yummy zingers)
Working hard, and i'm hard at work (grindin')
Down and dirty, never clean my fluro shirt (yucky yucky)
Gettin' kinda aggro when i'm on the turps (kickin' dumb cunts)
Doin' deals, i'm best mates with the servo clerk (s'going on?)

{verse 1: wesda}
If i join the union, i might vote for labor
Libs can lower taxes, but i still won't pay up (pay up)
I had lots of haters on apprentice wages (cheapo cunts)
Now ya boy the foreman and i'm goin' places (everywhere)
I just put another pineapp' in the pokies (pokies, pokies)
Run out of coinage, sold my footy trophies (best and fairest)
Did this cunt just pull out some cordless ryobi? (dewalt only)
Don't you pull your cards out, i work cash only (the fuck?)
I just did a cashie, shout the boys some bags (cocaine culture)
Walkin' 'round the workwear shop, i'm poppin' tags (fashionista)
I could stroll in dan's and buy all the slabs (saucy)
Smash so many mums, i could be your dad (g'day son)
I say "bye-bye" to another fifty bill
Md is for pussies, i drop eccie pills (pingers)
You can't find a building i haven't built (structure)
I deserve my smoko with my choccy milk (choccy milk)

{chorus: wesda}
Tradie, tradie, tradie, datin' highschool ladies (how ya goin'?)
The boys in the hilux and we're chuckin' mainies ('lux, sr5)
Overtake your triton on at least 180 (see ya later)
Zinger box, i dip my chips in sauce and gravy (yummy zingers)
Working hard, and i'm hard at work
Down and dirty, never clean my fluro shirt (yucky yucky)
Gettin' kinda aggro when i'm on the turps (kickin' dumb cunts)
Doin' deals, i'm best mates with the servo clerk (s'going on?)

{verse 2: smoko jonno}
Gettin' hectic feeds on my smoko break (smoko)
7-eleven sanga and a powerade (the blue one)
Funny how i get laid after gettin' paid (laid)
Funny how i get laid up in bunnings trade
Have a sesh on sunday
Monday, rock up late (drunk)
Drunk or high, i do this job in any state (i'm cracked)
But i still know how to keep my workplace safe (scaffy)
I learnt that in my cert 3 at my local tafe
I can't lose my licence, mate, i'm always drivin'
But i'm havin' too much fun drinkin' piss and fightin' (fuck off)
Fishin' in the pub, and the cougars bitin' (bitin')
I should be a plumber how i do this pipin'
It's not my fault if a year 10 wants to kiss me (she's pretty)
She knows i can lift real heavy without jimmy (lazy cunt)
Flyin' through the school zone doin' over 60
I'm smokin' like a chimney, because i am a chippy

{chorus: wesda, smoko jonno}
Tradie, tradie, tradie, datin' highschool ladies (how ya goin'?)
The boys in the hilux and we're chuckin' mainies ('lux, sr5)
Overtake your triton on at least 180 (see ya later)
Zinger box, i dip my chips in sauce and gravy (yummy zingers)
Working hard, and i'm hard at work (grindin')
Down and dirty, never clean my fluro shirt (yucky yucky)
Gettin' kinda aggro when i'm on the turps (kickin' dumb cunts)
Doin' deals, i'm best mates with the servo clerk (s'going on?)

{outro: wesda, smoko jonno}
We're knockin' off for the day, surely mate
I'm done
S'pretty sick beat, dude