Tenacious D - 39

She's 39, but she still looks young
Not very young, but a lot of fun
She's my 39 lady in the sun

49 and I'm feelin' fine
In the sun that's a lot of fun
Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops on

I'm wearin' socks and my toe is tight
I think about her every day and night
39 year-old lady, she looks pretty good to me

I'm 49, drinkin' white wine
Not goin' out with no 19 year-old chickities no more
From now on I got my 39 year-old boar
Oh!

Don't you call her a boar
I'll freakin' tear your esophagus out
She's sweet and she's getting old
And she's mine, to have and to hold

She needs a dentist appointment quick
I pay for it and she blastin' my bricks
When we text each other, I fiddle with my bеagle
I stick the finger in it!
Thеn I freakin' ridadiddly doo
I love my beagle, i'm a jew
Spread on the cream cheese, dripped upon my shoe
Get me a tissue

Chardonnay in the setting sun
She's 39, but she's number one
Get the apartment just right, she's comin' over tonight

I like it cause I don't feel scared
She's 39, I'm in my underwear
Here she comes, comin' down the hallway
She's knockin' on my door!

I open the door
There she is, not too bad, good enough
39 year-old lady, young enough for me
Scooby Doobin' but she's good enough for me
Spritz some perfume and she's, good enough for me
Mature woman, she's my lady

Uh huh, uh huh, ooh yeah
She ain't gonna be messin' around with no other guys
Nonononono no, she's mine, she's my special lady
Special lady
We can see a freakin' movie
And agree it's a total piece of cheese
Comfortable shoes, never lose
We can freakin' talk about some things
She don't need no diamond rings
She don't need no diamond rings