Shmeur - Thiccmobile

Hook:
I wanna ride that
Thi-thi-thi-thi-thi-thi-thickmobile
I wanna grip, grip, grip your hips
Like a steering wheel, wheel, wheel
Lead foot, I’mma step on the gas
So fast, I’mma crash that ass
I wanna ride that
Thi-thi-thi-thi-thi-thi-thickmobile
Just like that

Verse 1:
Honk if you’re horny; I’m a bad driver
What’s your air pressure? I can’t ride a flat tire
I’m a stallion; you a trick rider
Put my thumb in your ass like a hitchhiker
Thick lips, thick cheeks, but my cum is thicker
I’mma slap you on the rear like a bumper sticker
Oops! I killed the ass: Cain and Abel
We gon’ kickstart the booty; get the jumper cables
Then I’mma ride you, drown in your bayou
Swamp booty wetter than a Cat 5 typhoon
Eat it in the car like a fast food drive-thru
Supеrsize you, I don’t fuck with haikus
Make that ass inflate likе an airbag to the face
2 bitches ride my dick like it’s the carpool lane
Grab my number; take a seat on me
Line up like the DMV
Hit and run; I’mma smash that ass and leave the scene
Call the tow truck cuz you know I’mma hurt it
I hope you got booty insurance
Hook:
I wanna ride that
Thi-thi-thi-thi-thi-thi-thickmobile
I wanna grip, grip, grip your hips
Like a steering wheel, wheel, wheel
Lead foot, I’mma step on the gas
So fast, I’mma crash that ass
I wanna ride that
Thi-thi-thi-thi-thi-thi-thickmobile
Just like that

V2:
Big trunk, hatchback
Only bundt cakes, no flapjacks
Call me Fred Astaire, I’mma tap that
Throw that ass back like a flashback
Shift the gearstick to R, baby, back it up
Throw the cash on the dashboard, stack it up
Cuz I’m gettin’ bread and cheddar like a cheese melt
Hold me tight to your body like a seatbelt
Joyride, sex drive
All night, no brakes, no red lights
Yeah we stay lit like headlights
Limousine dick, baby, wanna take a test-drive
Your tailpipe leaking; lemme suck that
Give you a good rim, no hubcap
My fat dick get more traffic than rush hour
Got a motor in my mouth; check the tongue power
We got caught in the bed of the truck
Officer, I got a license to fuck
Hook:
I wanna ride that
Thi-thi-thi-thi-thi-thi-thickmobile
I wanna grip, grip, grip your hips
Like a steering wheel, wheel, wheel
Lead foot, I’mma step on the gas
So fast, I’mma crash that ass
I wanna ride that
Thi-thi-thi-thi-thi-thi-thickmobile
Just like that

Verse 3:
Put the seat back; gimme road head
Put my seed in, booty rosebed
Got you purring like an engine
Doing 69 in a 20
Pedal to the medal, got a speeding ticket
Grab my key and twist it in your booty ignition
Touch my shaft like manual transmission
Got curves like a slugbug, so I put my fist in
I’m sinkin’ in that booty like a pothole
My tongue doin’ laps like it’s a dog bowl
Take your top off; slide in like a sunroof
Ridin’ shotgun, yeah, I like the front-view
Wear that ass; it’s thicker than a wool coat
So wet use your booty as a pool float
All your walls demolished, booty bulldoze
Swallow my kids; now your throat’s a school zone
If that ass big, back it up like you’re parking
If that ass small, you can’t sit get a carseat
I’mma kick you the curb like you carjacked
Here’s 50 cents; you can bus it like a barback
Hook:
I wanna ride that
Thi-thi-thi-thi-thi-thi-thickmobile
I wanna grip, grip, grip your hips
Like a steering wheel, wheel, wheel
Lead foot, I’mma step on the gas
So fast, I’mma crash that ass
I wanna ride that
Thi-thi-thi-thi-thi-thi-thickmobile
Just like that

Outro:
I hope you got booty insurance
Booty insurance, booty, booty insurance