Annoying Orange - The Airbag Song

{Intro: Annoying Orange}
Annoying Orange!
2023!
Full-made Suprise Airbag song, yall!
Woohoo!

{Verse 1: Annoying Orange}
If you think you're safe, you're wrong
It's an airbag *airbag deployed*
Sleep with one eye open
Pillow's airbag *airbag deployed*
Takin' test at school
Desk is airbag *airbag deployed*
Ridin' on a mule? Nay!
It's an airbag (Let's go!) *airbag deployed*

{Chorus 1: Annoying Orange}
Your mother an airbag, brother's an airbag
Teacher's an airbag, bleachers are airbags
Don't be a drag, embrace the bag
Hatin' on airbags? Red flag

Grandma's an airbag, grandpa's an airbag
Cousin's an airbag, McLovin airbag
Yo mamma? Bag!
Yo llama? Bag!
Pajamas? Bag!
Bananas? Bag!

{Post-Chorus 1: Annoying Orange}
Airbag, airbag
Everything around you is airbag (Keep it going!)

{Verse 2: Annoying Orange}
Sailing on a boat
It's an airbag *airbag deployed*
Cleaning up with soap
Nope, an airbag *airbag deployed*
Ba da ba ba ba
I'm lovin' it airbag *airbag deployed*
Hit that subscribe button
Psych! An airbag (Like and subscribe, y'all!) *airbag deployed*

{Chorus 2: Annoying Orange and Bunny}
Spoon is an airbag, moon is an airbag
Airtag's airbag, airbag's airbag
You don't care for this airbag gag?
Too bad, stop bein' a drag

Baldi's an airbag, volleyball airbag
Freddy's an airbag, ready, set, airbag!
Dummy airbag
Mummy airbag
Honey airbag
Bunny... DUBSTEP!
*dubstep music intensifies*
*record scratch* Just kidding! I'm an airbag
*airbag deployed*

{Interlude: Annoying Orange and Pear}
This is getting ridiculous! Not everything can be an airb- *airbag deployed* AAAHHHH!!
Sorry! Did you say something, pear?
Nggh! I don't wanna get surprised by airbags anymore!
Sure thing, there's the exit!
*Pear inflates* Waaait, what's happenin' to me? Why do I feel so- *Pear turns into an airbag* AAAHHHH!!

{Verse 3: Annoying Orange}
Hey, that cloud looks kinda like an airbag *airbag deployed*
BFFs can finish each other's airbag *airbag deployed*
Grass is green and 1+1 is airbag *airbag deployed*
I'm sorry to inform you that the lumps on your butt are... hemorrhoids! (There's a cream for that!)

{Chorus 3: Annoying Orange}
Doggy's an airbag, froggy's an airbag
Knock knock! Who's there? Fool, it's an airbag
Pants are an airbag, France is an airbag
End of Sixth Sense? He's an airbag

Mittens are airbags, chickens are airbags
Colonel's secret recipe? Two cups airbag
Too much airbag? Maybe a tad
But I'm not listening, so tell it to Brad

{Post-Chorus 2: Annoying Orange}
Airbag, airbag
Everything around you is airbag (Break it down!)

{Bridge(?): Annoying Orange, Ladies, Dudes and Pear}
Ladies! Yeah?! Ladies! Yeah?!
Whatcha really really want? Airbags!
Fellas! Yeah?! Fellas! Yeah?!
Hit it with me two times! Air air bags!
Pear! What? Pear! What?
Whatcha think ya standing on? Probably an airbag
Pear! What? Pear! What?
It's actually a portal to Dimension Airbag! (AAAHHHH!!)

Dimension Airbag, Dimension Airbag
Song's getting weird now, Dimension Airbag
Song's getting weird, Pear has a beard
Wait, that's not a beard! Yup, it's an airbag!

{Verse 4: Annoying Orange}
It's not Fishbarfception
It's an airbag *airbag deployed*
Watch out for that zeppelin
It's an airbag *airbag deployed*
Will you take the blue pill
Or the airbag? *airbag deployed*
Cannot tell what's real
What's an airbag?! (Yo, do it!) *airbag deployed*

{Chorus 4: Annoying Orange}
Yoyo is airbag, Frodo is airbag
Deuce Deuce Bigalow, Male Airbag
High five airbag, Wi-Fi airbag
Best YouTuber? Annoying Airbag!

Morning is airbag, evening is airbag
Miley came in like a wrecking airbag
Where is airbag? There is airbag
Airbag, airbag, barebag, airbag

{Post-Chorus 3: Annoying Orange}
Airbag, airbag
Everything around you is airbag (One more time!)
Airbag, airbag
Everything around you is airbag