XIAO XIAO - 99

99 99 99 ranch
Watermelon
Pat pat pat pat pat
Nuh uh this one’s bad
99 99 99 ranch
Watermelon
Slap slap slap slap slap
Okay this one’s good

No rye no catcher
Just a big bowl of 粥
MATHCOUNTS in my dresser
Green tea stamina potion glug glug glug glug glug oh yessir
“Money” was a concept best served
爸爸 handed me a hundred
这是你的 budget for Toys R Us
That's how it was
Back when the States was a mythical place
Teletubby suns and ham 堡包
Placing my feet in a basin of heat
Wrapping face in a hand towel
DS and a Wii
Playing under my sheets
Praying that 爸爸 was fast asleep
喜羊羊 and Dragon Ball Z
Dragging my friends to the passenger seat
It was 9-7
Some days it was 7-9
妈妈 on that
Park and ride and extra large fries
Pfizer pills that came in large doses
我的妈呀
Uwajimaya
他的爸爸实在太辛苦了
心脏要爆了
音乐太吵了

99 99 99 ranch
Watermelon
Pat pat pat pat pat
Nuh uh this one’s bad
99 99 99 ranch
Watermelon
Slap slap slap slap slap
Okay this one’s good